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"It took genius to chisel these buttocks" – The top ten bottoms in art, chosen by our critic

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    MonkeyPants
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    Those female buttocks did nothing for me, and the male buttocks just added to my very slight male body dysmorphic disorder. (Thanks Bruce Springsteen.)

    Those female buttocks did nothing for me, and the male buttocks just added to my very slight male body dysmorphic disorder. (Thanks Bruce Springsteen.)

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    1. Kuromantis
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      I agree. The best way I can describe it is "not enough bubble". They seem to be... too much muscle? Too little fat? As for the dudes, they seem pretty normal. These are obviously opinions, and few...

      I agree. The best way I can describe it is "not enough bubble". They seem to be... too much muscle? Too little fat?

      As for the dudes, they seem pretty normal.

      These are obviously opinions, and few things are more subjective than what deserves human attraction. Also these guys are from 500 years ago, so unless they interacted with nobility daily, such an ass was nonexistent and given how their whole thing was photorealism, I don't think their imaginations could have made up for that.

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