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Critics slam Tim Hortons Harry Potter promotion as un-Canadian, anti-trans

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  1. [12]
    Wafik
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    Sad and gross and completely predictable. Tim Hortons tries desperately to hang out to a fake identify of Canadian. It is a pretty good example of what corporate greed does to a franchise. I...

    Sad and gross and completely predictable. Tim Hortons tries desperately to hang out to a fake identify of Canadian. It is a pretty good example of what corporate greed does to a franchise. I already don't go to or support Tim Hortons, so no moral stand for me to make here, but glad to see it getting called out for this.

    20 votes
    1. [2]
      NonoAdomo
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      When I first met my Canadian wife, I was able to rouse her out of bed with the promise of some Timmies if we got moving on whatever we needed to do. Now? We both completely agree that the only...

      When I first met my Canadian wife, I was able to rouse her out of bed with the promise of some Timmies if we got moving on whatever we needed to do. Now? We both completely agree that the only scenario we will go is if it is literally the only option, and even then we may consider if we can go hungry for a bit. The quality has nosedived so hard over the years that its impressive. The last time we went, we were both a little hangry and starting to get nippy at one another. Afterwards we agreed that the Tim's was so bad that we stopped quibbling and both agreed to no more time ever again

      14 votes
      1. Wafik
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        My wife was a manager at Timmies when she was young so she had a special kind of hate for the business. When McDonalds took their coffee supplier years ago, it was easy to avoid going for me. It...

        My wife was a manager at Timmies when she was young so she had a special kind of hate for the business. When McDonalds took their coffee supplier years ago, it was easy to avoid going for me. It probably also helped that I started making good coffee for myself.

        3 votes
    2. [9]
      plutonic
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      Sounds like you are describing the food and beverage options at Tim Hortons! I can't believe anyone can still stomach that garbage.

      Sad and gross and completely predictable.

      Sounds like you are describing the food and beverage options at Tim Hortons! I can't believe anyone can still stomach that garbage.

      7 votes
      1. [7]
        datavoid
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        Iced caps are alright in a sugary way. All their food is awful though, and their coffee isn't good. Honestly what made me stop going there altogether was their lids though, every single time I've...

        Iced caps are alright in a sugary way. All their food is awful though, and their coffee isn't good.

        Honestly what made me stop going there altogether was their lids though, every single time I've gone through their drive through for a coffee, it leaks everywhere by the time I get where I'm going.

        Side note, Harry Potter politics aside - who the hell is ordering hufflepuff donuts?

        6 votes
        1. [5]
          kari
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          i loved Iced Capps. I'm not going to pretend they're anything more than, essentially, a coffee-flavored slushee, but I still love them. I'll get Timbits, too, but they're like fine? If I lived in...

          Iced caps are alright in a sugary way

          i loved Iced Capps. I'm not going to pretend they're anything more than, essentially, a coffee-flavored slushee, but I still love them. I'll get Timbits, too, but they're like fine? If I lived in Canada I probably would never get them, but living in Texas it's a nice treat sometimes when I'm up there (or at the Timmies down here in Austin).

          2 votes
          1. [4]
            TheJorro
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            I prefer my Iced Capps to be made with chocolate milk instead of with the regular cream. Gives it a chocolate taste overall, the icey part at the end of the drink is more tasty (and tastes less...

            I prefer my Iced Capps to be made with chocolate milk instead of with the regular cream. Gives it a chocolate taste overall, the icey part at the end of the drink is more tasty (and tastes less like plain ice) and it's something like a third of the calories of the regular cream-based version.

            1 vote
            1. [3]
              maple
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              Wait, what? Is this a thing you can ask for?!

              Wait, what? Is this a thing you can ask for?!

              1. [2]
                TheJorro
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                Yeah, it's actually on the regular menu.

                Yeah, it's actually on the regular menu.

                2 votes
                1. maple
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                  I had no idea! Thank you

                  I had no idea! Thank you

        2. plutonic
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          I stopped once they changed the coffee, if I need drive-through coffee now I go to McDonalds, same for their Frappe aka Iced Cap (especially during Summer Drink Days, can't beat those prices).

          I stopped once they changed the coffee, if I need drive-through coffee now I go to McDonalds, same for their Frappe aka Iced Cap (especially during Summer Drink Days, can't beat those prices).

      2. kingofsnake
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        Its really become next level trash hasn't it.

        Its really become next level trash hasn't it.

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    Gaywallet
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    Gotta say TERF-hortons is a solid burn though. Another chain to avoid I guess

    Gotta say TERF-hortons is a solid burn though. Another chain to avoid I guess

    14 votes
    1. Wafik
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      Yeah I enjoyed that comment.

      Yeah I enjoyed that comment.

      3 votes
  3. [3]
    abuswa01
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    Tim Horton's might as well merge with Canadian Tire so they can get a discount on the tires they apparently use in their "brews". Also, it is high time the internet invented "Hairy Potter" plus...

    Tim Horton's might as well merge with Canadian Tire so they can get a discount on the tires they apparently use in their "brews". Also, it is high time the internet invented "Hairy Potter" plus his nemesis, barber-who-shall-not-be-named, to get people off the stupid vibrating-broomstick storyline from the trans-hating jerk.

    12 votes
    1. [2]
      edoceo
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      Check out my new story about "Perry Hotter" who's a gender curious/fluid witch, attractive to everyone (magic!) and and saves the world by trapping bigots in their own solidified shit where they...

      Check out my new story about "Perry Hotter" who's a gender curious/fluid witch, attractive to everyone (magic!) and and saves the world by trapping bigots in their own solidified shit where they choke on their hate. <3 ;*

      This story idea is released into public domain, for anyone to use for any purpose.

      8 votes
      1. LukeZaz
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        Huzzah! A vacation with their cat to the Alps it is :)

        This story idea is released into public domain, for anyone to use for any purpose.

        Huzzah! A vacation with their cat to the Alps it is :)

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    IsildursBane
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    Something that shocks me about Timmies, that is present in this comment thread and also when talking to people in person is that most people agree it sucks now, and is a hollow shell of what it...

    Something that shocks me about Timmies, that is present in this comment thread and also when talking to people in person is that most people agree it sucks now, and is a hollow shell of what it once was. Most people tend to prefer McDonald's coffee (they did buy Timmies' old supplier). However, Timmies is still quite popular. When most people say it sucks now, who is still buying it where there are lines in the drive thru every weekday morning?

    2 votes
    1. [3]
      Wafik
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      Don't underestimate the power of routine. I'm sure some number of people go to Tim's because they always have. Also, I'm sure price is a factor. Yes, you could go to McDonalds to get coffee for a...

      Don't underestimate the power of routine. I'm sure some number of people go to Tim's because they always have. Also, I'm sure price is a factor. Yes, you could go to McDonalds to get coffee for a similar price, but really nowhere else.

      I'm also convinced that people who don't like coffee drink Tim's coffee. They just want the caffeine and it's easy on their way to work.

      3 votes
      1. [2]
        DefinitelyNotAFae
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        There's also just people who do like the thing we hate. I don't really buy coffee regularly but prefer a couple local places over big chains, and I hate Dunkin coffee but I know people who get...

        There's also just people who do like the thing we hate. I don't really buy coffee regularly but prefer a couple local places over big chains, and I hate Dunkin coffee but I know people who get nothing else. And I'm not a coffee snob in any sense, I mostly want caffeine and some sweetness, I don't care about my beans or particularly like the drink.

        But similarly other people love Starbucks and other people hate it and so on.

        Some folks just like the thing.

        5 votes
        1. Wafik
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          Absolutely. As much as complaining about Tims has become a national pass time, they still have thousands of locations making plenty of money so there are plenty of people happy to eat/drink there.

          Absolutely. As much as complaining about Tims has become a national pass time, they still have thousands of locations making plenty of money so there are plenty of people happy to eat/drink there.

          1 vote