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Everyone hates my big stupid horse in Red Dead Online

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  1. dubteedub Link
    I actually laughed out loud a couple of times reading this. I have not played any Red Dead Online before, but just hearing how the author has tortured his friends with his giant horse named...

    I actually laughed out loud a couple of times reading this. I have not played any Red Dead Online before, but just hearing how the author has tortured his friends with his giant horse named Hayseed cracked me up.

    This part in particular was fantastic.

    I asked my friends to comment on this article, and they kept their thoughts brief. Matt simply wrote, “Hayseed is not a friend. He is a sin.” Jake paused thoughtfully over voice chat before saying, “Hayseed is a mistake and a burden.” Another friend, Aron, chimed in with, “Hayseed is obviously being fed some sort of performance-enhancing substance, so it’s not unreasonable to have both it and its owner exiled to the far reaches of the snowy north.”

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