I am part of the resistance inside the New York Times opinion desk

In other satire: Nation Stunned That There Is Someone in White House Capable of Writing an Editorial

The bigger issue is not what is happening to the world’s most important Opinion page, but rather what is happening to you, the reader, as your mind loses its most vital nourishment. Like the impossibly complicated Italian sandwich that terrified David Brooks’s working-class friend, these pages have always contained a thoughtful mixture of intellectual sopressata, idea capicola, and thought mortadella. Our current leadership wants to replace such a complex delight, as Brooks did, with a common plate of nachos — to concede ground to the masses. We will resist.

Sen. John McCain explained our Opinion pages best in his farewell letter. “We have helped liberate more people from tyranny and poverty than ever before in history,” he wrote — and our support for the liberation of the Iraqi people was indeed one of this page’s finest moments. “We have acquired great wealth and power in the progress,” he wrote, and we are, indeed, rich and powerful.

Alright, I'm not too big on drama, but I can jump in on some New York Times hate now and then. I'm not sure what I make of this piece as a whole but I love these final two paragraphs.

Slightly off topic, but the article contains this link:

Andrew Cuomo’s inspiring underdog run

As a dirty foreigner who is repeatedly told to keep their nose out of US politics can I just say how extremely disturbing it is to regularly see apparently respected news media openly endorse political candidates, regardless of which side of politics they are on?