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Donald Trump is the Howard Stern of the 2016 election

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  1. MonkeyPants
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    Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes. The average Howard Stern fan listens for -- are you ready for this? -- an hour and twenty minutes.

    Pig Vomit: How can that be?

    Researcher: Answer most commonly given? "I want to see what he'll say next."

    Pig Vomit: Okay, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?

    Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.

    Pig Vomit: But... if they hate him, why do they listen?

    Researcher: Most common answer? "I want to see what he'll say next."

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