What's your favorite obscure and/or archaic sports rule?
Today I just learned about the uncaught third strike rule in baseball:
On an uncaught third strike with (1) no runner on first base, or (2) with a runner on first base and two outs, the batter immediately becomes a runner. The strike is called, but the umpire does not call the batter out. The umpire may also signal that there is "no catch" of the pitch. The batter may then attempt to reach first base and must be tagged or forced out.
Honorary mention to the defensive possession after a touchdown in American football. I can't find it in the rulebook right now, but the essential concept is that, after a score, the team that was scored on actually has a choice on whether to receive the ball and start the next possession on offense (which is normally what happens), or whether to kick off the ball and defend (considering that the team that just scored on you gets the ball back to do it again, I don't see how this could ever be a good idea in today's game).
Barbados vs. Grenada in the 1994 Caribbean Cup
I don't have one off the top of my head, but if you like this topic you should check out SB Nation's "Weird Rules" series on youtube. Actually, most of SB Nation's stuff is good. Beef History, Collapse, Rewinder, Chart Party, and The Worst are all good or great.
Yes, I love that series! That was actually what inspired this question.
In 1976, Muhammad Ali fought Japanese pro wrestler Antonio Inoki in a precursor to MMA. There’s a lot of confusion and conflicting statements about the actual rules for the fight, and whether or not it was originally intended to be an exhibition match or a real unrehearsed fight. What happened became a huge embarrassment. Due to the rules of the fight, Inoki spent most of the match on his back or crawling around on the floor, kicking at Ali’s legs (he was not allowed to kick from a standing position). He was also not allowed to execute a proper wrestling takedown to force the fight to the ground. Meanwhile, Ali was unable or not allowed to punch his grounded opponent, and grew increasingly frustrated while his leg swelled up from repeated kicks. Ali scored some hits standing, but Inoki would just get back on the ground again. In the end, the fight was scored a draw, and fans of either fighter got neither a win nor an entertaining fight. It was bizarre.
In general, early mixed/hybrid martial arts contests had to do a lot of experimenting to come up with a ruleset that made sense. I guess it was the same for most sports, it’s just that MMA is young enough that the pioneer days are still within living memory.
My absolute favorite obscure or archaic rule, though, comes from chess. I guess you could argue whether chess is a sport (the IOC says yes, many sporting bodies say no). I would call it a mind sport, but I’m not here to start that debate. I think it’s within the spirit of the OP’s question.
Anyway, in the 1970s, a couple of people independently discovered a loophole in the rules of chess as written. Specifically, vertical castling. Under very obscure circumstances, namely if the king is still on its starting square and the e pawn underpromotes to a rook, you could arguably interpret the rules such that they allow for vertical castling. There is no recorded game where anyone attempted this creative loophole, but chess composer Tim Krabbe published a puzzle in which this is required for the solution. The world chess federation subsequently amended the rules to close the loophole. The circumstances where this would have been possible are extremely unlikely to occur in any real game, but it would have been funny to see someone attempt it.
If you hit a game-winning home run with runners on base, all of the runs count, unless the batter doesn't make it all the way around the bases. Two famous examples:
Harvey Haddix's 12-inning perfect game:
The Grand Slam Single:
The Sean Avery rule in hockey.
https://youtu.be/_0gQMVM8iAo
That rule and everything leading up to it was hilarious. There's another interesting NHL rule prohibiting goalies from carrying the puck over center ice. Here's the only violation of it I've seen: https://youtube.com/watch?v=QS4qfCbuhCw. So funny. As a Red Wings fan, I miss Patrick Roy so much. He was so much fun to 'hate'!
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