If you sharpened a particularly stiff carrot, could you kill a vampire with it?

aphoenix
2025-02-14T15:57:37Z

In a meeting this morning, someone said, "Vampires don't tend to live in castles. Count Dracula lived in a castle because he was a count, not because he was a vampire." Then things got silly, but I got to ask one of my favourite unknowable questions.

Can you kill a vampire with a sharp carrot?

Additional questions:

what about a bamboo stake?

a stake made of palm tree?

other flora?

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