17 votes

Mark Zuckerberg discovers privacy (2019)

7 comments

  1. [2]
    jacoblambda
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    You know, this article is so violently salty about everything Facebook and Zuckerberg are and stand for. Normally this would be an instant turn off for an article but this time it happened to be...

    You know, this article is so violently salty about everything Facebook and Zuckerberg are and stand for. Normally this would be an instant turn off for an article but this time it happened to be extraordinarily entertaining.

    12 votes
    1. ThatFanficGuy
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      If you aren't sold on the premise alone, here's the very first sentence:

      If you aren't sold on the premise alone, here's the very first sentence:

      With the swelling confidence of a colonial power happening upon a long-settled distant land, today Mark Zuckerberg discovered the concept of privacy.

      9 votes
  2. [4]
    Artemix
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    Techcrunch talking about privacy while redirecting readers through a tracking domain, that's pretty ironic. Artemis-pc :: ~ » curl...

    Techcrunch talking about privacy while redirecting readers through a tracking domain, that's pretty ironic.

    Artemis-pc :: ~ » curl https://techcrunch.com/2019/03/06/mark-zuckerberg-discovers-privacy/ -i
    HTTP/2 307
    date: Sun, 29 Mar 2020 20:10:59 GMT
    ec-policy-id: 104206
    location: https://guce.techcrunch.com/consent?brandType=nonEU&done=https%3A%2F%2Ftechcrunch%2Ecom%2F2019%2F03%2F06%2Fmark%2Dzuckerberg%2Ddiscovers%2Dprivacy%2F&gcrumb=47oKz6U=
    server: ECAcc (bsa/EB4A)
    set-cookie: GUCS=AeO6Cs-l; Domain=.techcrunch.com; Max-Age=1800; Path=/; Secure
    x-ec-guce: guce-or-acookie-missing
    content-length: 0
    
    10 votes
    1. [2]
      annadane
      Link Parent
      I mean, the writer of the article isn't the one who sets policies like that

      I mean, the writer of the article isn't the one who sets policies like that

      6 votes
      1. Artemix
        Link Parent
        Definitely, I wouldn't say otherwise. I just noted that, since I couldn't access the article, being blocked by my firewall.

        Definitely, I wouldn't say otherwise.

        I just noted that, since I couldn't access the article, being blocked by my firewall.

        2 votes
    2. Sand
      Link Parent
      It's a shame, the article looked pretty interesting.

      It's a shame, the article looked pretty interesting.

  3. Bullmaestro
    Link
    The article title alone makes it feel like it belongs in /r/NotTheOnion.

    The article title alone makes it feel like it belongs in /r/NotTheOnion.

    3 votes