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Viral lost song ‘Ulterior Motives’ found in obscure ‘80s porn flick

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  1. [4]
    Tuaam
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    I was following this search the day it was announced, we all genuinely thought it was a lost single released by some one-off band. As it turns out, it really was from an adult film and the running...

    I was following this search the day it was announced, we all genuinely thought it was a lost single released by some one-off band. As it turns out, it really was from an adult film and the running joke was correct all along.

    I think what ended up making the search longer was Carl92 (The original poster) not including any moans within his audio snippet, in fact we're pretty much lucky to have the title of the song (Ulterior Motives) in the snippet. The full song itself is extremely good, I can't tell if it would have been a hit in the 80s (It sounds like it would've had moderate sales) but it's up there in the list of 'perfect pop songs'.

    15 votes
    1. [3]
      rkcr
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      Apparently the 17-second clip Carl92 uploaded was the longest section of the song without any moans, strongly indicating that they knew the source was a porno, but were too ashamed to admit it.

      what ended up making the search longer was Carl92 (The original poster) not including any moans within his audio snippet

      Apparently the 17-second clip Carl92 uploaded was the longest section of the song without any moans, strongly indicating that they knew the source was a porno, but were too ashamed to admit it.

      23 votes
      1. Tuaam
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        Yep, this is actually pretty much true. The song becomes much funnier with the moans included for some reason, I guess it's hard to take seriously when it's from an 80s porn film. I'll not put too...

        Yep, this is actually pretty much true. The song becomes much funnier with the moans included for some reason, I guess it's hard to take seriously when it's from an 80s porn film.

        I'll not put too much blame on Carl92 though I think his search was pointless from the start, most of the songs from these films are oftentimes not released at all. Maybe Ulterior Motives was slated for a single release but it never came to light, who knows.

        12 votes
      2. Tsela_Way
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        I like to think Carl92 was some legally blind audio ASMR fetishist that got the internet to participate in their omnipotent niche search after too many failed and enraging attempts with...

        I like to think Carl92 was some legally blind audio ASMR fetishist that got the internet to participate in their omnipotent niche search after too many failed and enraging attempts with google/reddit/youtube lol. OR Carl92 is actually some monetarily connected benefactor of the song in some way.

        4 votes
  2. [2]
    GravySleeve
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    I love lost media stories like this, and the song is really good, too bad we'll likely never have an authentic studio version. I'd actually add this to my playlist.

    I love lost media stories like this, and the song is really good, too bad we'll likely never have an authentic studio version. I'd actually add this to my playlist.

    6 votes
    1. em-dash
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      It was enough of a thing that I can totally see some other present-day artist recording a cover for the meme, though.

      It was enough of a thing that I can totally see some other present-day artist recording a cover for the meme, though.

      4 votes
  3. [3]
    Promonk
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    I like how they make a point of saying it's an "obscure 80s porn flick." You know, unlike all those hundreds of famous 80s porn titles that are household names.

    I like how they make a point of saying it's an "obscure 80s porn flick." You know, unlike all those hundreds of famous 80s porn titles that are household names.

    5 votes
    1. [2]
      cfabbro
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      The Debbie Does Dallas series, Devil in Miss Jones, Deep Throat, Behind the Green Door, Opening of Misty Beethoven, Andy Warhol's Blue Movie. There actually are a number porn/erotic films from the...

      The Debbie Does Dallas series, Devil in Miss Jones, Deep Throat, Behind the Green Door, Opening of Misty Beethoven, Andy Warhol's Blue Movie. There actually are a number porn/erotic films from the Golden Age of Porn ('69-'84) that were household names at the time, largely due to their notoriety, and the controversy / media coverage they stirred up. The 80s was also full of raunchy comedy movies that made it into mainstream cinemas too, like Porky's, Revenge of the Nerds, Hot Dog..., Screwballs, etc.

      10 votes
      1. Promonk
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        You just named a bunch of 70s porn movies, which kinda proves my point.

        You just named a bunch of 70s porn movies, which kinda proves my point.

        4 votes
  4. granfdad
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    This is hilarious. Lost media like this is always subject to some level of creepypasta-fication and I recall seeing quite a few “alternate dimension” videos that used this song… good to know those...

    This is hilarious. Lost media like this is always subject to some level of creepypasta-fication and I recall seeing quite a few “alternate dimension” videos that used this song… good to know those dimensions are sex-positive, I guess?

    4 votes
  5. akkartik
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    I love this internet. We've still got it. Some days.

    I love this internet. We've still got it. Some days.

    1 vote