hello
hi i'm bishop
and i'm the guy you probly see
inside your dreams
who shows up for half a second
then i morph into a sheep
no wait im bishop
im the guy who's in the back
of that one photo that you
took out by the beach in
2018 out in cabo
hold on, no, it's bishop
it's the person that you messaged
when you posted up on tumblr
needing help with your depression
i mean
no
wait
i'm bishop!
i mean
i'm 1930s jazz superstar Cab Calloway.
i don't really play many instruments
but i can sing
i'm a throat player
hi my name is bishop
and i'm actor Matthew Lillard
hah like zoinks babe, i was shaggy
let me take you out to dinner
but then she turned to me
all worriedly
i asked her "whats the problem b?"
she said "i'm not some pretty girl,
i'm bishop! i'm your coffee!"
and i looked around like what the hell
and down onto my bed i fell
the pillow was my face
i was the bottles on the shelf
hi there pal, my name is bishop!
wait i lied it's Captain Morgan!
don't you love the way i
can't walk straight in my own Jordans
(that were actually pretty expensive shoes, like who pays that much for shoes? i mean i get the aesthetic and all i have some jackets that were kinda expensive but like
...dude.)
(cough)
hi my name is bishop
but i'm really Roddy Piper
and i'm feelin hella Rowdy cus my
ex she made my life hurt
i mean wait
no
i'm Bert Kreischer!
i'm im a machine!
and i'm a funny guy!
i'm hella rich, i'll slide some money by
if you can sing me beddie-bye
no fuck
i'm Tyler Perry
i make really funny movies
and i think you'd probly like me
if you ever really knew me
i mean
im bishop
and i eat a lot of fruit
but i still cant seem to get rid
of my stomach
i've considered "fasting" before and i used to but i like to cook too much so i end up like not eating for a day and then cooking a lot (like a lot) and really enjoying that meal and the whole process but it kinda nullifies the whole thing.
i'm gordon ramsay.
i'm
im chef Joel Robuchon and i have hella Michelin Stars
and my heart burns
i mean fuck i ate too much i'm
im'm larry the cable guy, do you have heartburn? i could
*sigh* sell you
Prilosec
i'm bishop
i'm
....
anyone but me.
cheers