Rhinestone Vest-Wearing Pigeon Reunited With Family

a well dressed, bedazzled pigeon who appears to have gone on the bird equivalent of a rumspringa.

Okay NPR, you have my attention.

Second, she was likely a teenage bird. "They kind of rebel at that age and that's probably why she decided to go off on her big adventure," Kieran explained.

This article is definitely worth reading. Very positive.