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[writing challenge]: say nothing.

hey everyone!

i was sitting down to write some today, and i kept coming up with lines and lyrics that were great, but for absolute vapid-type songs (gucci gang type stuff hahaha).

i thought it would make for a fun challenge. whether you want to write a short story, a poem, maybe a little stageplay script - what's the largest amount of words you can use to express absolutely nothing?

whether it be something like the lyrics for lil pump's "D Rose" or something like the internet-famous article "The Rumor Come Out: Does Bruno Mars is Gay?"

how long of a piece of writing can you make, whilst saying absolutely nothing?

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  1. [8]
    demifiend
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    1. [7]
      MimicSquid
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      Oh no, now the tune is stuck in my head.

      Oh no, now the tune is stuck in my head.

      1 vote
      1. [5]
        yellow
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        The prompt called for expressing nothing in the most amount of words, and here demifiend went and conveyed a tune with nothing but one word over and over again.

        The prompt called for expressing nothing in the most amount of words, and here demifiend went and conveyed a tune with nothing but one word over and over again.

        1. [3]
          balooga
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          Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

          Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

          2 votes
          1. [2]
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            1. demifiend
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              I hate to be that guy, but apparently this sentence is not only grammatically correct but has meaning.

              I hate to be that guy, but apparently this sentence is not only grammatically correct but has meaning.

              1 vote
        2. demifiend
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          But it's still semantically null.

          But it's still semantically null.

      2. demifiend
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        (rubs hands together) Excellent.

        (rubs hands together) Excellent.

  2. meghan
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    2 votes
  3. Qis
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    uhh

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    1 vote