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[writing challenge]: say nothing.
hey everyone!
i was sitting down to write some today, and i kept coming up with lines and lyrics that were great, but for absolute vapid-type songs (gucci gang type stuff hahaha).
i thought it would make for a fun challenge. whether you want to write a short story, a poem, maybe a little stageplay script - what's the largest amount of words you can use to express absolutely nothing?
whether it be something like the lyrics for lil pump's "D Rose" or something like the internet-famous article "The Rumor Come Out: Does Bruno Mars is Gay?"
how long of a piece of writing can you make, whilst saying absolutely nothing?
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Oh no, now the tune is stuck in my head.
The prompt called for expressing nothing in the most amount of words, and here demifiend went and conveyed a tune with nothing but one word over and over again.
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
ENGLAND, ENGLAND!
I hate to be that guy, but apparently this sentence is not only grammatically correct but has meaning.
But it's still semantically null.
(rubs hands together) Excellent.
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