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[writing challenge]: say nothing.
hey everyone!
i was sitting down to write some today, and i kept coming up with lines and lyrics that were great, but for absolute vapid-type songs (gucci gang type stuff hahaha).
i thought it would make for a fun challenge. whether you want to write a short story, a poem, maybe a little stageplay script - what's the largest amount of words you can use to express absolutely nothing?
whether it be something like the lyrics for lil pump's "D Rose" or something like the internet-famous article "The Rumor Come Out: Does Bruno Mars is Gay?"
how long of a piece of writing can you make, whilst saying absolutely nothing?
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Oh no, now the tune is stuck in my head.
The prompt called for expressing nothing in the most amount of words, and here demifiend went and conveyed a tune with nothing but one word over and over again.
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
ENGLAND, ENGLAND!
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
I hate to be that guy, but apparently this sentence is not only grammatically correct but has meaning.
But it's still semantically null.
(rubs hands together) Excellent.
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