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    PantsEnvy
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    I've always delineated it as politeness vs helpfulness. New Yorkers will help tourists in the most rude, obnoxious way possible. Californians tell you to fuck off, but they do it so politely, you...

    I've always delineated it as politeness vs helpfulness.

    New Yorkers will help tourists in the most rude, obnoxious way possible.

    Californians tell you to fuck off, but they do it so politely, you might not understand what they are saying.

    Canadians really throw me. They are so unfailingly nice, I can't tell when I have pissed them off.

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    1. [3]
      cfabbro
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      When we're actually pissed off we will just straight up swear at you, and sound like donkeys while doing it. If you hear a Canadian tell you to "fuck off" in that hee-haw tone, you're skating on...

      Canadians really throw me. They are so unfailingly nice, I can't tell when I have pissed them off.

      When we're actually pissed off we will just straight up swear at you, and sound like donkeys while doing it. If you hear a Canadian tell you to "fuck off" in that hee-haw tone, you're skating on thin ice, bud. ;)

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        aphoenix
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        I'm like "yeah we got manners, but fuckin' buddies still fight And fuckin' swear and fuckin' drink all night" Like this one time, me and fuckin' buddy are out havin' a dart And fuckin' buddy burns...

        I'm like "yeah we got manners, but fuckin' buddies still fight And fuckin' swear and fuckin' drink all night" Like this one time, me and fuckin' buddy are out havin' a dart And fuckin' buddy burns a hole in my coat And I was like "fuck bud" 'cause the coat was pretty new right? And he's like "fuck you, " so I put his head in a snowbank Just started fuckin' feeding him the right left Like fuckin' boom, boom, boom, "you had enough yet?" And he's like "okay, okay, fuck, chill out, shit" So I pulled him out of the snow and we went out for a rip.

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        1. cfabbro
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          The only disappointing part about Out for a rip is that he didn't properly jersey his buddy, as is tradition in a Canadian fight. If the person's head doesn't totally disappear from view (forcing...

          The only disappointing part about Out for a rip is that he didn't properly jersey his buddy, as is tradition in a Canadian fight. If the person's head doesn't totally disappear from view (forcing them to pop out the back to see again) you're doing it wrong!

          Besides that minor choreography complaint, that's basically our new national anthem though. :P

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