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Gritty, stuff of nightmares, has been officially welcomed to Philadelphia

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    somewaffles
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    The general time line for all of us in Philly went like this: "What marketing department from hell came up with such an atrocious mascot." "This is embarrassing." The country starts to catch on...

    The general time line for all of us in Philly went like this:

    1. "What marketing department from hell came up with such an atrocious mascot."
    2. "This is embarrassing."
    3. The country starts to catch on and joins in on the hate.
    4. Philadelphians get wind of the collective hate.
    5. We proceed to do what we do best and hold a firm contrarian mentality in support of the mascot
    6. Embrace the furry weird decision that he is
    7. He somehow turns into an alt-left, capitalist smasher.
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