If you sharpened a particularly stiff carrot, could you kill a vampire with it?
In a meeting this morning, someone said, "Vampires don't tend to live in castles. Count Dracula lived in a castle because he was a count, not because he was a vampire." Then things got silly, but...
In a meeting this morning, someone said, "Vampires don't tend to live in castles. Count Dracula lived in a castle because he was a count, not because he was a vampire." Then things got silly, but I got to ask one of my favourite unknowable questions.
Can you kill a vampire with a sharp carrot?
Additional questions:
- what about a bamboo stake?
- a stake made of palm tree?
- other flora?
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