25 votes If PHP were British Posted October 21, 2019 by susam Tags: united kingdom, comedy, php, programming, author.dave child https://aloneonahill.com/blog/if-php-were-british Link information This data is scraped automatically and may be incorrect. Word count 963 words 2 comments Collapse replies Expand all Comments sorted by most votes newest first order posted relevance OK cptcobalt October 21, 2019 Link I am a PHP programmer, and I love this. Some of these actually got me laughing, particularly perchance instead of if. I am a PHP programmer, and I love this. Some of these actually got me laughing, particularly perchance instead of if. 10 votes balooga October 21, 2019 Link The one I didn't get was the use of nouveau in place of new. Isn't that a French blight? The one I didn't get was the use of nouveau in place of new. Isn't that a French blight? 3 votes
cptcobalt October 21, 2019 Link I am a PHP programmer, and I love this. Some of these actually got me laughing, particularly perchance instead of if. I am a PHP programmer, and I love this. Some of these actually got me laughing, particularly perchance instead of if. 10 votes
balooga October 21, 2019 Link The one I didn't get was the use of nouveau in place of new. Isn't that a French blight? The one I didn't get was the use of nouveau in place of new. Isn't that a French blight? 3 votes
I am a PHP programmer, and I love this. Some of these actually got me laughing, particularly
perchanceinstead ofif.The one I didn't get was the use of
nouveauin place ofnew. Isn't that a French blight?