cc: @AugustusFerdinand since I remember you mentioning having visited the museum on your trip to NYC, and it being crowded by idiots (which these two definitely are, but at least they're funny!)....
cc: @AugustusFerdinand since I remember you mentioning having visited the museum on your trip to NYC, and it being crowded by idiots (which these two definitely are, but at least they're funny!). So I thought this was serendipitous, and you might enjoy it.
Never heard of Nick Smith, but I've enjoyed Matteo Lane's standup. When we were there the pink bedroom at 2:10 wasn't present, so that's new. The whole thing looks much more peaceful on whatever...
Never heard of Nick Smith, but I've enjoyed Matteo Lane's standup. When we were there the pink bedroom at 2:10 wasn't present, so that's new. The whole thing looks much more peaceful on whatever weekday they went and not the nightmarishly busy weekend day we went. The Carn-o-rama hallway at around 4:10 was backed up because of the mandatory movie at the end (you can see the timer above their heads when they're waiting), so imagine waiting in that hallway for 20 minutes, packed in dicktip-to-asshole with people in winter jackets and zero airflow. I won the Sex God ball game at 8:15 and also got a pink crown, so samesies Matteo! I don't recall the mechanical bull, so that's either new or we just plain missed it as all of that is near the very end and we were ready to breathe air that didn't smell like sweat, farts, and idiocy.
They did skip at least one game, but it probably would have gotten the video removed, so that's fair. It's a wall full of bathroom stalls where you play Glory Hole Whack-a-mole by furiously jacking off the dicks that pop through the wall. I came in second.
cc: @AugustusFerdinand since I remember you mentioning having visited the museum on your trip to NYC, and it being crowded by idiots (which these two definitely are, but at least they're funny!). So I thought this was serendipitous, and you might enjoy it.
Never heard of Nick Smith, but I've enjoyed Matteo Lane's standup. When we were there the pink bedroom at 2:10 wasn't present, so that's new. The whole thing looks much more peaceful on whatever weekday they went and not the nightmarishly busy weekend day we went. The Carn-o-rama hallway at around 4:10 was backed up because of the mandatory movie at the end (you can see the timer above their heads when they're waiting), so imagine waiting in that hallway for 20 minutes, packed in dicktip-to-asshole with people in winter jackets and zero airflow. I won the Sex God ball game at 8:15 and also got a pink crown, so samesies Matteo! I don't recall the mechanical bull, so that's either new or we just plain missed it as all of that is near the very end and we were ready to breathe air that didn't smell like sweat, farts, and idiocy.
They did skip at least one game, but it probably would have gotten the video removed, so that's fair. It's a wall full of bathroom stalls where you play Glory Hole Whack-a-mole by furiously jacking off the dicks that pop through the wall. I came in second.
Better than coming in seconds, or not coming at all. ;)