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Jiu Jitsu | Exclusive official trailer

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  1. [4]
    NaraVara
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    Okay. Evidently this is a movie that has Nicholas Cage and Tony Jaa fighting to defeat an alien life form that is definitely NOT based on the Predator. This is so bananas I have to wonder if the...

    Okay. Evidently this is a movie that has Nicholas Cage and Tony Jaa fighting to defeat an alien life form that is definitely NOT based on the Predator.

    This is so bananas I have to wonder if the initial draft of the script was just the output of a machine learning algorithm trained on a dataset of Sherdog forum posts.

    8 votes
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      drannex
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      Have you heard about Cages other new movie "The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent"? This sounds about par for the course.

      was just the output of a machine learning

      Have you heard about Cages other new movie "The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent"?

      Nicolas Cage plays Nicolas Cage, a character who “is desperate to get a role in a new Tarantino movie while also dealing with a strained relationship with his teenage daughter. He also occasionally talks to an egotistical 1990s version of himself who rides him for making too many crappy movies and for not being a star anymore.”

      Here’s where things get good, while Cage bonds with Javi (billionaire super fan), “Cage is informed by the CIA that the billionaire is actually a drug cartel kingpin who has kidnapped the daughter of a Mexican presidential nominee, and is recruited by the U.S. government to get intelligence. The situation spirals even more dramatically when the Mexican brings over Cage’s daughter and his ex-wife for a reconciliation, and when their lives are on the line, Cage takes on the role of a lifetime.” https://geektyrant.com/news/pedro-pascal-will-play-a-nicolas-cage-superfan-in-nic-cages-film-about-nic-cage

      This sounds about par for the course.

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      1. NaraVara
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        Self-loathing Nic Cage is the best Nic Cage (See also: Adaptation)

        He also occasionally talks to an egotistical 1990s version of himself who rides him for making too many crappy movies and for not being a star anymore.

        Self-loathing Nic Cage is the best Nic Cage

        (See also: Adaptation)

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    2. Omnicrola
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      This looks so amazingly bad, I can't wait. Another rediculous one thats coming out after pandemic delay is Iron Mask

      This looks so amazingly bad, I can't wait.

      Another rediculous one thats coming out after pandemic delay is Iron Mask

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