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L.P.D.: Libertarian Police Department (Tom O’Donnell, 2014)

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  1. arrza
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    Funny, I always knew this as a libertarian copypasta. It's even funnier now knowing it originated in the New Yorker.

    Funny, I always knew this as a libertarian copypasta. It's even funnier now knowing it originated in the New Yorker.

    10 votes
  2. [3]
    DefinitelyNotAFae
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    A teaser in case somebody's unsure about whether they want to read it.

    I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

    “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”

    “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”

    “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”

    The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”

    “Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”

    A teaser in case somebody's unsure about whether they want to read it.

    9 votes
    1. [2]
      NoblePath
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      Poe’s law-is this meant to be satire? Because I honestly can’t tell. Edit: went and read the article. It’s satire. But still, I feel confident somebody, perhaps many, read that as utopia.

      Poe’s law-is this meant to be satire? Because I honestly can’t tell.

      Edit: went and read the article. It’s satire. But still, I feel confident somebody, perhaps many, read that as utopia.

      2 votes
      1. cfabbro
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        IMO, it's pretty clearly satire... and it was published in the "Shouts & Murmurs" (Humor, Satire, and Funny Observations) section of the paper.

        IMO, it's pretty clearly satire... and it was published in the "Shouts & Murmurs" (Humor, Satire, and Funny Observations) section of the paper.

        10 votes