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What's the best joke you've ever heard?
Sorry if this is a bit off-beat from the usual discussion here, but I really want to hear any jokes that y'all have, just for fun.
Sorry if this is a bit off-beat from the usual discussion here, but I really want to hear any jokes that y'all have, just for fun.
my favorite is about a Bulgarian train driver.
he crashed his train resulting in countless deaths and injuries, so he was sent to jail and given the death penalty. for his last meal, he requested a banana. when the day came they sent him to the electric chair, pulled the lever, sparks went flying, and he survived without a scratch.
now, according to bulgarian law if you survive your execution you get released, so he was. later, he took another job as a train driver, and almost immediately caused another crash, countless dead and injured, so he was sent back to jail and given the death penalty again. after eating his last meal: another banana, he was sent to the electric chair again, the switch was flipped, sparks went flying, and he got up again completely unscathed, so in accordance with bulgarian law he was set free again.
he later somehow got another job driving trains, and what do you know he crashes yet again, is sent to jail with the death penalty, but this time the warden is paying attention. he says "youre not getting away with it 3 times, no banana" so his last meal is forgone and he's sent to the electric chair. the switch is flipped, sparks go flying, and yet again he's not harmed in the slightest. he turns to the warden and says: "the banana had nothing to do with it, im just a bad conductor."