Best "dad" jokes and puns!
I just want something light hearted and silly and my partner and I love torturing each other with puns and "dad jokes" and so I thought I'd do some crowd sourcing. Give us your best/worst!
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What are your favourite dad jokes?
I'm really partial to this one: What's red and bad for your teeth? . . . A brick :P
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What's the best joke you've ever heard?
Sorry if this is a bit off-beat from the usual discussion here, but I really want to hear any jokes that y'all have, just for fun.
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What is your go-to never-failing joke?
Here's my not-so original joke. There are two kinds of people in the world: those who need closure.
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Shall we have a jokes thread?
Based on what I saw, and that user's follow up post, it doesn't seem like jokes are an unwelcome idea per se, but rather the goal is to promote discussion over low effort meme posts and one liners...
Based on what I saw, and that user's follow up post, it doesn't seem like jokes are an unwelcome idea per se, but rather the goal is to promote discussion over low effort meme posts and one liners (I wholly support this), so shall tildes, tell me some of your favorite jokes! Dad jokes, mom jokes, dark (not racist) jokes, long and short form, what are your favorites? I prefer darker humor myself, but I'm not sure what's appropriate quite yet as far as this community is concerned...
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