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    1. I need more hilariously awful pick up lines to make my wife roll her eyes at me

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      I'm running out of content and need some help. Some of my notable favorites: Hey girl, are you a microwave? Because mmmmmmmmmmmmmm (doing my best to imitate the hum a microwave makes). Hey girl,...

      I'm running out of content and need some help. Some of my notable favorites:

      • Hey girl, are you a microwave? Because mmmmmmmmmmmmmm (doing my best to imitate the hum a microwave makes).

      • Hey girl, are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you.

      • Hey girl, if you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.

      • Hey girl, did you change your name to Campbell? Because mmm mmm.

      The feel I'm going for is delivering these with lots of very exaggerated eyebrow raises, often times finger guns, and my best Johnny Bravo voice.

      77 votes

    3. Best "dad" jokes and puns!

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      I just want something light hearted and silly and my partner and I love torturing each other with puns and "dad jokes" and so I thought I'd do some crowd sourcing. Give us your best/worst!

      57 votes

    9. Shall we have a jokes thread?

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      Based on what I saw, and that user's follow up post, it doesn't seem like jokes are an unwelcome idea per se, but rather the goal is to promote discussion over low effort meme posts and one liners...

      Based on what I saw, and that user's follow up post, it doesn't seem like jokes are an unwelcome idea per se, but rather the goal is to promote discussion over low effort meme posts and one liners (I wholly support this), so shall tildes, tell me some of your favorite jokes! Dad jokes, mom jokes, dark (not racist) jokes, long and short form, what are your favorites? I prefer darker humor myself, but I'm not sure what's appropriate quite yet as far as this community is concerned...

      11 votes