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Beer-drunk raccoons terrorize Germany, chaos reigns

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  1. [5]
    boon
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    What a headline. Unlike the states, Europe has far fewer predators of raccoons. Can’t imagine this problem getting any better without intervention.

    What a headline.

    Unlike the states, Europe has far fewer predators of raccoons. Can’t imagine this problem getting any better without intervention.

    8 votes
    1. [3]
      Starlinguk
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      Where I live in Germany there are tons of large raptors, wolves and foxes, but they don't seem to affect the raccoon population.

      Where I live in Germany there are tons of large raptors, wolves and foxes, but they don't seem to affect the raccoon population.

      1 vote
      1. [2]
        scherlock
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        Since they are an invasive species, those predators might not see racoons as food. Not to mention that adult racoons are probably big enough to avoid predation by raptors and foxes due to their...

        Since they are an invasive species, those predators might not see racoons as food. Not to mention that adult racoons are probably big enough to avoid predation by raptors and foxes due to their size. And adult racoon is going to be larger than a raptor or fox and those animals aren't really pack hunters like wolves.

        10 votes
        1. CannibalisticApple
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          I feel like the size and willingness to fight back is the bigger deterrent than not seeing them as food. Cats have rendered several species extinct upon being introduced to new areas. Meanwhile...

          I feel like the size and willingness to fight back is the bigger deterrent than not seeing them as food. Cats have rendered several species extinct upon being introduced to new areas. Meanwhile here in the US, there are plenty of stories of coyotes deciding cats and dogs are fair game for food.

          2 votes
    2. All_your_base
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      That was my first thought as well. LOL

      What a headline.

      That was my first thought as well. LOL

  2. OneEyeMercy
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    Can you imagine the raccoons downing a couple of brews and having a snack and then looking around and being like "GUYS! They have one of those fish holders here too! Yum!" They the their fish! How...

    Can you imagine the raccoons downing a couple of brews and having a snack and then looking around and being like "GUYS! They have one of those fish holders here too! Yum!"
    They the their fish! How horrifying! Unsurprising maybe but kinda sad.

    4 votes
  3. MetArtScroll
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    P.S. The original source is The Telegraph, which is paywalled.

    P.S. The original source is The Telegraph, which is paywalled.

    2 votes
  4. NoobFace
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    Pretty sure it was a dead fox saying chaos reigns, but a drunk raccoon doing it makes sense too.

    Pretty sure it was a dead fox saying chaos reigns, but a drunk raccoon doing it makes sense too.

    2 votes