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A woman showed me her tattoo tonight
So I was at a concert this evening and when it was over and people were leaving the concert hall, I went up to a guy and said that I thought the tattoo he had on his neck of the band's logo was really cool and showed dedication. He simply nodded and said thanks, and then his mother (or girlfriend, I have no idea) poked my shoulder and showed me an identical one. It was in sort of between her breasts, but also underneath them. So she had to pull down her top and show a not insignificant amount of cleavage to show it to me. All I could say was "wow, very nice" with a stupid smile on my face. She just laughed and walked away, and it made my night!
Was a pretty good concert too by the way. Behemoth are an amazing band! :)
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Thank you. This made me laugh hysterically.
Once upon a time, I had a table for jewellery sales at a science fiction convention. Asked the spouse to hold it down for me while I took a much-needed break.
When I returned, he explained, blushing furiously, that a girl had approached, asked to try on a necklace, and then proceeded to lean over the table, rearrange her bra under her very low-cut shirt, asked him how it looked, then walked away after deciding not to purchase the necklace.
The moral of this story is, sometimes a bra rearrangement is just a bra rearrangement.
Most of their songs feel right, to be fair. They have a lot of groovy songs that are really perfect concert material - a couple they played last night that comes to mind are some of their older ones as I haven't given their new album more than a few spins yet, despite around half the songs in the concert being from that latest album. So anyway, Ora Pro Nobis Lucifer and Chant For Eschaton 2000 were especially bangers where everyone went nuts!
This is the third time I've seen them live and their stage presence and energy is off the charts. Definitely don't miss out if they play near you, they are too damn good live! That lady's cleavage was just the perfect ending to it haha :)