28 votes

Moist Towelette Online Museum

11 comments

  1. [2]
    AugustusFerdinand
    Link
    What a random delight. Be sure to scroll to the bottom and check out his Pride and Joy!

    What a random delight. Be sure to scroll to the bottom and check out his Pride and Joy!

    10 votes
    1. chocobean
      Link Parent
      Haha his pride and joy (edit) somehow this is exactly the kind of guy I thought it was :) he even looks a bit like Pierce Hawthorne....

      Haha his pride and joy (edit) somehow this is exactly the kind of guy I thought it was :) he even looks a bit like Pierce Hawthorne....

      1 vote
  2. BuckWylde
    Link
    One summer when I was in high school (1995-1997) my friends and I went to the McDonald's almost every day for a while, and each time I grabbed a handful of moist towelettes because I thought it...

    One summer when I was in high school (1995-1997) my friends and I went to the McDonald's almost every day for a while, and each time I grabbed a handful of moist towelettes because I thought it was funny. By the end of the summer I had over 700 of them in a huge bag.

    Ebay was just becoming known (at least to me). Back then there was the bizarre section and I thought to list my collection of McDonald's moist towelettes and they sold lol. I haven't thought of my past collection until this.

    4 votes
  3. [6]
    adutchman
    (edited )
    Link
    Does he have Hawthorne wipes though? /s

    Does he have Hawthorne wipes though? /s

    3 votes
    1. [5]
      dustylungs
      Link Parent
      If not, there is an address at the bottom of the page where you can donate new specimens for the collection.

      If not, there is an address at the bottom of the page where you can donate new specimens for the collection.

      1 vote
      1. [3]
        DeaconBlue
        Link Parent
        (Hawthorne wipes are a fictional brand from the show Community)

        (Hawthorne wipes are a fictional brand from the show Community)

        1 vote
        1. dustylungs
          Link Parent
          I effectively live under a rock and cannot be held responsible for my utter lack of familiarity with common knowledge.

          I effectively live under a rock and cannot be held responsible for my utter lack of familiarity with common knowledge.

          4 votes
        2. CptBluebear
          Link Parent
          (complete with a fan made functional game)

          (complete with a fan made functional game)

          1 vote
      2. adutchman
        Link Parent
        Should've added /s sorry. It's a reference to the sitcom Community.

        Should've added /s sorry. It's a reference to the sitcom Community.

        1 vote
  4. [2]
    chocobean
    Link
    But Why? Humans are so interesting with all their Sheetz "Confident freshness" is code for "feminine hygiene" isn't it? (Reads flip side) Yup.

    But Why? Humans are so interesting with all their Sheetz

    "Confident freshness" is code for "feminine hygiene" isn't it? (Reads flip side) Yup.

    1. DefinitelyNotAFae
      Link Parent
      It's always either feminine hygiene or a breath mint/gum. Usually not an issue of confusing the two given any context though.

      It's always either feminine hygiene or a breath mint/gum. Usually not an issue of confusing the two given any context though.

      1 vote