3 votes

Would you like this man as your personal physician?

5 comments

  1. Loire
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    Donald Trump vindicated.

    A human heart is made to contract a specific number of times. Don’t waste this amount on exercises you don’t need, because it will shorten your lifespan.

    Donald Trump vindicated.

    7 votes
  2. rkcr
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    The one thing crackpots want is attention. Not worth spreading this guy around.

    The one thing crackpots want is attention. Not worth spreading this guy around.

    7 votes
  3. Grendel
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    Is this satire? It feels like this has to be satire.

    Is this satire? It feels like this has to be satire.

    4 votes
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    MetArtScroll
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    P.S. Note that the post is from 2011.

    Are any other valuable tips you can share with us?

    Dr.Ubiratan: Think about it. If walking would be great for our health, the mailman would live forever. Look how fat whales are and yet they swim, eat fish and plankton and drink water every day. A hare runs or hops around all his life, eats vegetables by the truckload, but doesn’t get older than about 15 years. Turtles don’t walk a step more than necessary and basically don’t do anything; yet some have been known to reach 450 years of age.

    P.S. Note that the post is from 2011.

    2 votes
    1. TemulentTeatotaler
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      Just in time for Halloween I've found a film project? Final Ambulation on the surface is about a pedometer that counts down from the number of steps you have remaining in life, but that's only as...

      Just in time for Halloween I've found a film project?

      Final Ambulation on the surface is about a pedometer that counts down from the number of steps you have remaining in life, but that's only as a vehicle to address end-of-life care and decrepitude with a verve that has polite strangers saying "Oh, I guess it is a little like Charlie Kaufman."

      It's either that or finally putting together an Uncanny Valley Girl costume...

      5 votes