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The Pirates trilogy is pure bliss

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  1. [4]
    BoomerTheMoose
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    The fourth and fifth films were fairly weak, but I will defend the first three POTC movies to the death, cutlass in hand. Take what ye can; give nothing back!

    The fourth and fifth films were fairly weak, but I will defend the first three POTC movies to the death, cutlass in hand.

    Take what ye can; give nothing back!

    15 votes
    1. Hollow
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      It's really funny in hindsight how bad the second and third were criticised on their releases, when the next two were so much worse.

      It's really funny in hindsight how bad the second and third were criticised on their releases, when the next two were so much worse.

      14 votes
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      ocdbear
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      Just re-watched these all because of this post. The first three really are fantastic, while a step down for sure the fifth I feel picked up on the quality over the fourth. It may be due to it...

      Just re-watched these all because of this post. The first three really are fantastic, while a step down for sure the fifth I feel picked up on the quality over the fourth. It may be due to it wrapping up the story line from the original, but it gets some extra point for that.

      The forth one really is horrible though.

      3 votes
      1. BoomerTheMoose
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        The problem with 4 and (less so) 5 is that they try to focus too much on Jack. He's best used as a somewhat side character, while the story needs more grounded characters to focus on, like Will...

        The problem with 4 and (less so) 5 is that they try to focus too much on Jack. He's best used as a somewhat side character, while the story needs more grounded characters to focus on, like Will and Elizabeth.

        In 1, 2 and 3, Jack is a mastermind, but you'd hardly know it. He's not perfect but he's highly observant and in addition to being a top tier fighter, he's got a silver tongue and is able to pull strings and twist situations to his advantage even when it seems the opposite.

        Come 4 and 5, and something's changed. Jack's aloofness no longer seems to hide as much intelligence. He's less a manipulator and more of a clown.

        (Though I guess one could hand wave this away by saying Jack's time imprisoned in Davy Jones' Locker did a reeeeeal number on his brain)

        Jack reminds me of a friend struggling with alcoholism who showed real promise at one point but just keeps falling off the wagon. If we get another film, I hope he gets one more chance to truly shine as he did in the first trilogy.

        3 votes
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    vord
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    Meh. Give me Cutthroat Island any day.

    Meh. Give me Cutthroat Island any day.

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    1. MartinXYZ
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      Wow! I forgot about that one! Time to go rewatch The Long Kiss good night!

      Wow! I forgot about that one! Time to go rewatch The Long Kiss good night!

      2 votes
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    Eji1700
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    The first movie was great, the second two are boring and a waste of potential. You have an entire cast of various pirates paying homage to all sorts of things gearing up for THE big fight. What do...

    The first movie was great, the second two are boring and a waste of potential. You have an entire cast of various pirates paying homage to all sorts of things gearing up for THE big fight. What do they do? Sit there and look mean while the main cast dukes it out.

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    1. BoomerTheMoose
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      I assume you're referring to the Brethren Court? That's a fair point - The Brethren Court is really cool and it's disappointing that we don't see more of them beyond the court itself and them...

      I assume you're referring to the Brethren Court? That's a fair point - The Brethren Court is really cool and it's disappointing that we don't see more of them beyond the court itself and them celebrating at the end.

      I would posit that we don't see them in action because of runtime. The movie is already quite long, and devoting more time to a cadre of pirates we literally just met would balloon the length of the movie and might even make viewers more bored.

      Also, if you think pirates sword fighting on the rigging of a ship, one of which a scary ass sea monster ghost man, while the ship is circling a massive maelstrom is boring? I question what it takes to keep you entertained.