Getting in the spirit of things, what are your best/worst holiday jokes? I'm being deliberately vague about which holiday. Optional: what is your favorite reaction you've gotten from telling a joke?

I just want something light hearted and silly and my partner and I love torturing each other with puns and "dad jokes" and so I thought I'd do some crowd sourcing. Give us your best/worst!

I'm really partial to this one: What's red and bad for your teeth? . . . A brick :P