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Post your good jokes about LGBT+ people!

I remember this one from the 80's which was viral some time ago for being non-offensive (for its time). There is some outdated language of course.

After years of regular meetings at a local bar, one of a trio of friends stunned his companions by announcing that he was really a woman trapped in a man's body and had finally decided to have a sex-change operation.

Months later, she reappeared at the old haunt and greeted her friends. Both men congratulated her on her appearance and began questioning her about the most painful aspect of the grueling operation.

"Lopping off your dick must have been the worst part," one said, wincing.

"Ummm," she pondered. "No, not really."

"Cutting off your balls, then, decided the other.

"No," she said. "That was bad, but not the worst."

"What was worse than that?"

"Getting my salary cut in half."

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    GenuinelyCrooked
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    The worst part of having lesbian parents is being caught in an endless loop of "I don't know, go ask your mother."

    The worst part of having lesbian parents is being caught in an endless loop of "I don't know, go ask your mother."

    23 votes
    1. Noox
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      And the worst part about having 2 dads are having to hear non-stop dadjokes until your ears bleed!

      And the worst part about having 2 dads are having to hear non-stop dadjokes until your ears bleed!

      12 votes
    2. jtfriendly
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      "I wanted to ask your parents to help me move but I was worried they'd eat all the boxes."

      "I wanted to ask your parents to help me move but I was worried they'd eat all the boxes."

      5 votes
  2. the-boy-sebastian
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    where do people who use neopronouns order pizza from? little xe/xers!

    where do people who use neopronouns order pizza from? little xe/xers!

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  3. moocow1452
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    How do you find an Asexual man at a nudist colony? It’s not hard. How do you find an Aegosexual man at a nudist colony? It’s not as hard as you’d think. How do you find a Demisexual man at a...

    How do you find an Asexual man at a nudist colony?

    It’s not hard.

    How do you find an Aegosexual man at a nudist colony?

    It’s not as hard as you’d think.

    How do you find a Demisexual man at a nudist colony?

    It’s only hard if it becomes personal.

    Why didn’t the libido-negative meetup keep getting postponed?

    Nobody really wanted to come.