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Police didn’t spend millions on awesome tank just to let protests stay peaceful

11 comments

  1. [10]
    EscReality
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    2020: The year the satire in the Onion became 100% indistinguishable from reality. The amount of MRAPs that local leos have across the country is disturbing. They should stay the property of the...

    2020: The year the satire in the Onion became 100% indistinguishable from reality.

    The amount of MRAPs that local leos have across the country is disturbing. They should stay the property of the National Guard stored away in some warehouse somewhere, not sold to law enforcement for cheap furthering their militarization.

    12 votes
    1. [4]
      unknown user
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      I mean, The Onion have been satirically prophetic for a number of years now. This video was published in 2012.

      I mean, The Onion have been satirically prophetic for a number of years now. This video was published in 2012.

      15 votes
      1. [2]
        cfabbro
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        "it feeds off fear and terror, it's no wonder Conservatives are raving about it" That is a scarily accurate description for how Trump came to be elected. :( And in the ticker: "Orb more...

        "it feeds off fear and terror, it's no wonder Conservatives are raving about it"

        That is a scarily accurate description for how Trump came to be elected. :(

        And in the ticker:
        "Orb more hate-filled, unpredictable than recent GOP candidates"
        "Conservative flock to exciting new ball of rage"
        "Supporters: Orb can bring flood of luminous righteousness to D.C."
        "Orb has absorbed several school children trying to throw rocks at it" <-- 😵

        Also eerie was the mentioning of Richard Burr stepping down during the video considering:
        Sen. Richard Burr stepping aside as Intelligence Committee chair amid FBI investigation of senators’ stock sales

        Let's just hope the ticker quote from him also doesn't turn out to be similarly prescient:
        "Sen. Burr: Majority of Americans dead, don't know it yet"

        10 votes
        1. EscReality
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          Honestly the one that really got me was the byline that popped up on the screen at the end; Its basically exactly what happened.

          Honestly the one that really got me was the byline that popped up on the screen at the end;

          Hillary Clinton announces she has "not ruled out" 2016 run. Orb instantly quadruples in size.

          Its basically exactly what happened.

          7 votes
      2. whbboyd
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        They've been at this since 2001, at the latest. Choice quote: "During the 40-minute speech, Bush also promised to bring an end to the severe war drought that plagued the nation under Clinton,...

        They've been at this since 2001, at the latest. Choice quote: "During the 40-minute speech, Bush also promised to bring an end to the severe war drought that plagued the nation under Clinton, assuring citizens that the U.S. will engage in at least one Gulf War-level armed conflict in the next four years. "

        10 votes
    2. Death
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      "Unintentionally Prophetic" should be The Onion's unofficial slogan at this point, for example this 2010 piece joking about people being sacrificed to corporate America, which seems to have...

      "Unintentionally Prophetic" should be The Onion's unofficial slogan at this point, for example this 2010 piece joking about people being sacrificed to corporate America, which seems to have unintentionally predicted policy makers arguing it would be acceptable to have a higher COVID-19 related death count if it meant safeguarding the corporate economy.

      9 votes
    3. sron
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      I genuinely thought it was an opinion piece from Vice or something.

      I genuinely thought it was an opinion piece from Vice or something.

      4 votes
    4. [3]
      Sand
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      100% indistinguishable?

      “We got the city to drop, like, $10 million on this sick tank and you expect we’ll just let people stand there chanting?”

      100% indistinguishable?

      2 votes
      1. ruspaceni
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        If they interviewed the officers directly maybe, I'd buy that. Especially based on some of the clips I've seen recently.. Some definitely have a "If you got it, you gotta use it" when it comes to...

        If they interviewed the officers directly maybe, I'd buy that. Especially based on some of the clips I've seen recently.. Some definitely have a "If you got it, you gotta use it" when it comes to their equipment

        8 votes
      2. wexx
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        Maybe if instead of "Sick" they kept the tone less sarcastic, yes.

        Maybe if instead of "Sick" they kept the tone less sarcastic, yes.

        5 votes
  2. patience_limited
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    Sometimes it seems like The Onion is just giving them new ideas for creative ways to be awful.

    Sometimes it seems like The Onion is just giving them new ideas for creative ways to be awful.

    5 votes