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Indiana lawmakers pass bill to start taking Illinois counties
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- Title
- Indiana-Illinois border bill heads to Gov. Braun's desk
- Authors
- Alexandra Kukulka
- Published
- Apr 18 2025
- Word count
- 1221 words
So we all know this is purely performative, right? There's literally no actionable, legal way to cede or annex counties from one state to another, that I know of.
Edit: Also as someone who lives in Illinois, I wouldn't mind saying good riddance to bad rubbish but this ain't happening.
As a Hoosier, funnily enough I find one of my biggest objections is just how the shape of the state would change. We'd no longer be loosely high heel boot shaped, we'd have some weird ugly bulge and become a loosely high-fashion high heel boot shape instead. So many US maps and memorabilia would have to be reprinted/redone, anything with Indiana and Illinois printed on it would no longer be accurate...
Weirdly I think that last point might actually be one of the more viable arguments against it. The costs of all the wasted materials that have either state on it, from maps to clothing to puzzles to books to signs, would be too staggering.
That didn't stop the gag Gulf of America.
I mean, at least that one is just text so you can just use a sticker or cross it out with a marker. But changing a state's shape requires redrawing said shape everywhere it appears, and there's a LOT more merchandise with Indiana and Illinois printed on them than the words "Gulf of
MexicoAmerica".Though would be funny to see people just try to use marker to redraw the state borders on like, official signs and US maps and stuff...
So, uh, what is this actually about?
Sounds to me like it’s a bill to run a bunch of meetings that will lead to nothing.
What a waste of everyone's time, jeez
What's particularly funny is the Illinois secessionists still don't want to be part of Indiana. They're very politely trying to say that yes they want to be separated from Chicago but not Hoosiers, thanks.
The headline is completely misleading. An accurate headline would be "Indiana lawmakers pass bill to establish a commission that would explore the possibility of adjusting Illinois-Indiana borders"
For the border to be amended, it would need to be approved by the Indiana Legislature, the Illinois Legislature, and U.S. Congress.
Yeah, I originally found an article from a local TV station and then decided to use a bigger source but I kept the headline because it was more descriptive than the Tribune's. I guess maybe I could have changed it, but I'm not sure what could have been descriptive without being unwieldy.
Indiana wants to take poor Republican counties off of Illinois to entrench their red supermajority without thinking about the cost to support them, and Illinois is laughing at them.