15 votes

A thread for horrible puns

Posted by moocow1452
Tags: writing, ask.survey, casual, writing prompts, comedy, humour, jokes, puns

By clicking this link and reading this topic, you find yourself under a grave and terrible thread. The only way to defend yourself here is to lower yourself to punitive measures, and engage in wordplay in mass corruption. All is fair in pun and warfare, but do remember your actions are your pwn, and that there are no winners here. Only broken arts, and shattered themes.

(Just make puns.)

6 comments

  1. Pistos
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    ( )_ \ / (_____) - O - +------------+ ( )_ / \ | | (_____) | National | | Portrait | | Gallery | | | | | | | | | +---------------------------------+ | | | National Landscape Gallery | | | | | | |...
    • Exemplary
    
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                          (_____)            - O -
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  |            |                     (_____)
  | National   |
  | Portrait   |
  | Gallery    |
  |            |
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  |            |     +---------------------------------+
  |            |     | National Landscape Gallery      |
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  |     +-+    |     |                         +-+     |
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    18 votes
  2. Omnicrola
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    I can't bring myself to stoop so low for entertainment. Not even in this time of social isolashpun.

    I can't bring myself to stoop so low for entertainment. Not even in this time of social isolashpun.

    5 votes
  4. patience_limited
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    Coronavirus has been a boon for bier advertising. Too soon? Also, for native German-speakers, here's bier in English.

    Coronavirus has been a boon for bier advertising.

    Too soon? Also, for native German-speakers, here's bier in English.

    3 votes
  5. [2]
    Kuromantis
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    Not a joke unfortunately, but we've done this before. There are some good puns/jokes there.

    Not a joke unfortunately, but we've done this before. There are some good puns/jokes there.

    1 vote
    1. moocow1452
      Link Parent
      So you would say we are engaging in a repetish-pun?

      So you would say we are engaging in a repetish-pun?

      4 votes