I know this might feel like an encumbrance on your constitutional rights, but keep in mind back when those laws were written the average person only had access to lutes and some rudimentary...
I know this might feel like an encumbrance on your constitutional rights, but keep in mind back when those laws were written the average person only had access to lutes and some rudimentary woodwind instruments, not the electronic instruments and huge amplifiers we have today. Bad guitar music today can cringe out dozens of your neighbours in under a minute. There's just no way that can go unregulated.
Those laws were written when lutes were state of the art technology that armies used to rock out with though! Now, the government has access to massive line array amps and high powered real time...
Those laws were written when lutes were state of the art technology that armies used to rock out with though! Now, the government has access to massive line array amps and high powered real time audio processors. We need access to fat amps and nasty distortion pedals to prevent government tyranny.
This could also be in ~society if you choose to interpret it as a metaphor for gun control, but I think too many musical instruments have been acquired immediately after a breakup for us to not...
This could also be in ~society if you choose to interpret it as a metaphor for gun control, but I think too many musical instruments have been acquired immediately after a breakup for us to not consider the possibility of a cool down period for such purchases.
I swear, I just finished a show, and this is a perfectly written article in the Upside Down World. More and more I swear that I am in that world and I want to go back, to where, I don't know!
I swear, I just finished a show, and this is a perfectly written article in the Upside Down World. More and more I swear that I am in that world and I want to go back, to where, I don't know!
I know this might feel like an encumbrance on your constitutional rights, but keep in mind back when those laws were written the average person only had access to lutes and some rudimentary woodwind instruments, not the electronic instruments and huge amplifiers we have today. Bad guitar music today can cringe out dozens of your neighbours in under a minute. There's just no way that can go unregulated.
Those laws were written when lutes were state of the art technology that armies used to rock out with though! Now, the government has access to massive line array amps and high powered real time audio processors. We need access to fat amps and nasty distortion pedals to prevent government tyranny.
The auditory-industrial complex has done nothing but fuck up this world...
BUILD THAT WALL OF SOUND!
I think if we just made everyone give up their electrics and only keep their zithers then there would be many fewer instances of ear rape.
When you criminalize musical instruments, only criminals will have musical instruments.
It all starts with a shady character offering you a tin whistle then before you know it you're hooked on didgeridoos.
They'll have to take my tuba from my cold dead hands
This could also be in ~society if you choose to interpret it as a metaphor for gun control, but I think too many musical instruments have been acquired immediately after a breakup for us to not consider the possibility of a cool down period for such purchases.
Guitar Center ran a background check for me to get my banjo, and made me take a folk music safety course.
I swear, I just finished a show, and this is a perfectly written article in the Upside Down World. More and more I swear that I am in that world and I want to go back, to where, I don't know!