What if you bought a small amusement park for $250k CAD ($219k USD)?

The first and most pressing thing would be to hire body guards to protect me from my wife.

After that I'd probably try and figure out why I wanted a depreciating asset that can only make money if I spend more money and take on all sorts of potential liability for injuries, negligence, etc.

Assuming none of these are actual concerns, probably nothing as I must have won the lottery and I'll be spending the next 5 years on national geographic cruises around the world with my wife.

Well, I think I'd get pretty good at mini golf, karting and hitting baseballs. In all seriousness, I probably rent it out for private parties, you get the whole park, have at it. No staff, less maintenance.

All I can think of is, "Go-Karts with two seats? They make those? I've never seen one, are they side-by-side or tandem seating? And also why?"

This feels like a Blank Check moment. But if I did endulge...

That go-kart track is immediately becoming a pump track. It would be amazing to step out my door onto the pump track any time I wanted. Meeting delayed? Pump track. Dinner baking for 20 minutes? Pump track.

Bumper cars get pulled and I repurpose the frame of the building for a greenhouse. It has slight creepy vibes as is and what could be better than a greenhouse in canada. It's big enough I could even get small fruit trees. I'd probably go lemon, lime, orange, peach, apricot, pomegranate, and a few olive trees if they fit.

I'm not sure what I'd do with the batting cages, mini-golf, or space train yet. Honestly, this project is sounding like a lot of work ;)

Unaffiliated with ReMax, just wanted to drop a link that doesn't ask for registration to view the photos: https://www.remaxnova.com/commercial/lower-south-river-real-estate/4220-highway-4-lower-south-river-mls-202424203

I like most things with an engine, so I'd keep the Go Kart track for myself (sell off the carts and bumper cars to fund a couple of good, higher speed karts), turn the bumper car arena into a skating rink for my wife (you would not believe the number of houses we looked at that got the comment "We could turn the basement into a skating rink" if the basement was unfinished. Same if there were multiple large garages on the property). Keep the mini golf course as I grew up with a mini golf course in my paternal grandfather's back yard and to this day it's the only thing about golf I like. Ditch the batting cages, sound barrier and fence in the whole property, turn the main building into a house, turn the apartment into a guest house, and live out the fantasies of my 14 year old self.