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Emacs bra size calculator

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  1. [3]
    TaylorSwiftsPickles
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    As a boob-haver I have to say it's pretty inaccurate. Nice attempt at a cool emacs thingamajigger though.

    As a boob-haver I have to say it's pretty inaccurate. Nice attempt at a cool emacs thingamajigger though.

    8 votes
    1. [2]
      vord
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      Speaking as a long-term intimate partner of a boob-having seamstress, and not one myself, I was under the impression that the majority of boob-havers are wearing the wrong bra size. In part...

      Speaking as a long-term intimate partner of a boob-having seamstress, and not one myself, I was under the impression that the majority of boob-havers are wearing the wrong bra size. In part because nobody ever does proper measurements, and also because of overall horrid availability of proper (accurate) sizes in stores, even if measurements are correct.

      As mentioned in the disclaimer:

      i know in practice sizes vary by brand, model, etc. but results from online calculators that i tried while writing this post vary so wildly that i now question whether these numbers really mean anything at all.

      In the kindest possible sense of this statement, it's just as likely that you are also wrong because the accuracy of literally everyone else is awful. The only accurate numbers are the ones you figure out for yourself, if you will.

      My spouse literally had to design an entirely new bra (and dress bust) design to fit her frame because all existing measurement systems and patterns did not account for high&small waist on a short person with large&long boobs.

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      1. TaylorSwiftsPickles
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        Indeed, but I can personally very much assure you I am not. The method used in this post is very inadequate, including for the reason you mentioned.

        I was under the impression that the majority of boob-havers are wearing the wrong bra size.

        Indeed, but I can personally very much assure you I am not. The method used in this post is very inadequate, including for the reason you mentioned.

        2 votes
  2. [3]
    Narry
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    Feels like we could do one for penis size based off of that last big post that was going around for a while there.

    Feels like we could do one for penis size based off of that last big post that was going around for a while there.

    2 votes