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Kristen Stewart ‘I want to do the gayest thing you’ve ever seen in your life’

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  1. [5]
    supergauntlet
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    This woman is so blisteringly hot it might actually kill me.

    This woman is so blisteringly hot it might actually kill me.

    13 votes
    1. [2]
      elcuello
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      Thank you for saying that. I was going to say something similar but I was afraid it would somehow sexualize her in a weird tiresome traditional way. This interview didn't need any pictures for me...

      Thank you for saying that. I was going to say something similar but I was afraid it would somehow sexualize her in a weird tiresome traditional way. This interview didn't need any pictures for me to just accept that she is exceptionally hot in that almost mystical unattainable way far beyond appearance. Like I would do anything just to be her friend and paradoxically that would probably make her not like me very much.

      6 votes
      1. supergauntlet
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        Thirstposting over feminine women and masculine men is so passé. Now masculine women and feminine men? That's what I'm talking about. And yeah it's not even that she's physically attractive - she...

        Thirstposting over feminine women and masculine men is so passé. Now masculine women and feminine men? That's what I'm talking about.

        And yeah it's not even that she's physically attractive - she is - but much more importantly she's picked out all her fits to pull off 'hot in a masc way' so perfectly. She's not just hot, she also looks cool as fuck and yeah I'd want to be her friend.

        If this woman took low dose testosterone I think she would personally rule the world.

        2 votes
    2. patience_limited
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      I don't usually go around mooning after celebrities, but I've now got a splinter lodged in my libido that's going to take a fair amount of jiggling to remove. And I've never found white cotton...

      I don't usually go around mooning after celebrities, but I've now got a splinter lodged in my libido that's going to take a fair amount of jiggling to remove. And I've never found white cotton jockstraps to be objects of worship before, either.

      The sheer amount of genius in her conscious construction of boi sexiness makes me want to watch everything she's ever directed.

      4 votes
    3. 0d_billie
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      If I wasn't gay before, I would be now!

      If I wasn't gay before, I would be now!

      3 votes
  2. smoontjes
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    Didn't realise she came out on live TV, so I looked it up and it was pretty funny. Even funnier though is that this is what the "most replayed" looks like - https://i.imgur.com/1qE5gp3.png - that...

    Didn't realise she came out on live TV, so I looked it up and it was pretty funny.

    Even funnier though is that this is what the "most replayed" looks like - https://i.imgur.com/1qE5gp3.png - that tiny blip to the left is when she came out. The other one is when she accidentally says fuck. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing? Or maybe just one of those really strange quirks about the US that they care more about the latter than the former now? US culture is just.. the weirdest priorities lol

    8 votes
  3. [3]
    zipf_slaw
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    Even more gay than the Totino's Pizza Roll commercial? That's a high bar.

    Even more gay than the Totino's Pizza Roll commercial? That's a high bar.

    22 votes
    1. arqalite
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      Oh my god that's glorious. I'd watch more TV if we had these kinds of ads.

      Oh my god that's glorious. I'd watch more TV if we had these kinds of ads.

      3 votes