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Drunk raccoon found passed out in Virginia liquor store

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  1. donn
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    [noise] RimWorld type-beat

    [noise] RimWorld type-beat

    10 votes
  2. [2]
    GravySleeve
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    Loved this bit:

    Loved this bit:

    One camper said the pig drank all 18 beers, then got involved in an altercation with a cow.

    5 votes
    1. Fiachra
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      That cow owes him money

      That cow owes him money

      1 vote
  3. culturedleftfoot
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    Cheeky bugger even made it to the porcelain altar!

    Cheeky bugger even made it to the porcelain altar!

    4 votes
  4. slade
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    Poor critter. I was happy to read that it sobered up and was released. I am intrigued.

    Poor critter. I was happy to read that it sobered up and was released.

    In Turkey, an obviously intoxicated brown bear cub was rescued from a forest by people after eating “mad honey”, or deli bal in Turkish – a substance produced in small quantities by beekeepers in the Kaçkar mountains above the Black Sea, where rhododendrons produce a potent neurotoxin and the honey that bees produce from it can induce a mildly hallucinogenic or euphoric state.

    I am intrigued.

    4 votes
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    Asinine
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    I wish the "news" media would take note of this... this is the actual news we need more of!

    I wish the "news" media would take note of this... this is the actual news we need more of!

    3 votes
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      babypuncher
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      I thought for sure it was being sensationalized when I first heard the headline, but nope, the actual story is exactly what it says on the tin. The raccoon being passed out by the toilet is the...

      I thought for sure it was being sensationalized when I first heard the headline, but nope, the actual story is exactly what it says on the tin. The raccoon being passed out by the toilet is the cherry on top.

      8 votes