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12 votes
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CATS Movie... I have to explain
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Top Movies of the 2010s
The end of the year has me in a movie-watching mood and I want to add the best of the best into my queue for the next few weeks. Similar to games of the decades, what are your movies of the...
The end of the year has me in a movie-watching mood and I want to add the best of the best into my queue for the next few weeks. Similar to games of the decades, what are your movies of the decades and why?
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Mary Poppins Returns: Some thoughts
I have just watched ‘Mary Poppins Returns’, after yesterday watching the original ‘Mary Poppins’ for the first time. I have not, to my knowledge, ever watched ‘Mary Poppins’ in full before now....
I have just watched ‘Mary Poppins Returns’, after yesterday watching the original ‘Mary Poppins’ for the first time. I have not, to my knowledge, ever watched ‘Mary Poppins’ in full before now. I’ve caught snippets of it on weekend television, but I’ve never seen it from start to finish. Well, with our new Disney+ streaming subscription, I’ve finally seen ‘Mary Poppins’ for the first time yesterday, and followed it up by watching ‘Mary Poppins Returns’ today.
‘Mary Poppins Returns’ is a sequel in name only. It’s basically a remake of the original. It’s as if the director had a checklist of everything ‘Mary Poppins’ contained, and just checked them off in this sequel:
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Mary Poppins herself. Check.
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A dirty working-class friend with a heart of gold. Check.
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Children who didn’t know how to have fun. Check.
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A father who needed to rediscover his children and his own childish joy. Check.
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A woman who’s working for a progressive cause. Check.
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Bank seen as a negative institution. Check.
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Quirky relative of Mary Poppins who gives the children a different point of view. Check.
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Animated sequence. Check.
Actually, I’m surprised that there is an animated sequence in the sequel, given how much P.L. Travers reportedly hated the animation in the original. (Strangely, I’ve seen ‘Saving Mr Banks’ a couple of times, and even watched a documentary about Ms Travers somewhere along the way.) But I suppose she’s dead now, so her input is limited to just turning in her grave.
It even gets more detailed than that. Individual musical numbers have been mapped from one movie to another:
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Vaudeville-style song & dance number within the animated sequence, with the main characters performing alongside cartoon animals. Check.
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Big dance number featuring the aforementioned working-class friend and his colleagues. Check. The names even have a metaphorical resonance: “Step in Time” becomes “Trip a Little Light Fantastic”.
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Uplifting song at the end of the movie. Check. But instead of being about a child’s toy that flies in the sky (kite), let’s make it about a different child’s toy that flies in the sky (balloon).
It’s a shame that Julie Andrews can’t sing any more. It would have been lov-er-ly (ha!) to see her in the cameo role that Angela Lansbury had. Not that I have anything against Ms Lansbury: far from it! But Dick Van Dyke got a small role, and it would have been nice to see Ms Andrews pop up as well. A little on-screen moment between her and Emily Blunt would have been sweet.
There was one thing that the director left off his checklist, though: singable songs. While everyone knows “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” and can sing it at the drop of a hat, noone is going to be singing “A Cover is not the Book”, as fun as it was. “A Spoonful of Sugar” is fun and memorable, while “Can You Imagine That” is fun and forgettable.
This is not to derogate the performances. There were no weak links in this chain. Emily Blunt was spot-on as Mary Poppins. Lin-Manuel Miranda was technically great as Jack the lamplighter (and he certainly did a better Cockney accent than Dick Van Dyke – which admittedly isn’t hard). Miranda lacked a little heart, but is a great singer and dancer. The rest of the cast were also good. Not a sour note among them. They were just let down by a weak script and poor songs.
The new Mary Poppins movie is a watered-down copy of the original – and the original wasn’t the best movie in the world to start with! I love me a good musical. I have a whole shelf full of musicals on disc, along with assorted soundtracks. I can quite happily spend an afternoon with ‘The Wizard of Oz’ or ‘Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory’ or the family-friendly ‘My Fair Lady’. But ‘Mary Poppins’ was too bland for me. And its sequel/remake was even blander.
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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker - Discussion thread
If you have seen it, what are your thoughts on it?
28 votes -
What is fiction? A quest to find a believable universe.
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Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland should make an action movie
From Community to House of Cosbys to Rick and Morty, Dan Harmon made a name for himself as a comedy genius. IDK much about Justin Rowland, but I assume he's at least partly responsible for some of...
From Community to House of Cosbys to Rick and Morty, Dan Harmon made a name for himself as a comedy genius. IDK much about Justin Rowland, but I assume he's at least partly responsible for some of the most brilliant moments of Rick and Morty, and I'm not just talking about the jokes. Among other episodes, The Wedding Squanchers, The Rickshank Redemption, Pickle Rick, Rickmancing the Stone and Look Who's Purging Now show great mastering of how action scenes are supposed to work. They ally irreverence, great rhythm and creative use of violence to make delicious gory spectacles. Unlike the increasingly incomprehensible movie brawls of today (I'm looking at you, Marvel...), their battles can be just as fast, but their choreographs are dramatic and easy to follow while retaining a great degree of complexity.
Dan Harmon and his team have a lot to teach to Hollywood.
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We are at the mercy of streaming services. It's time to rekindle our relationship with the DVD
23 votes -
Tenet | Official trailer
10 votes -
Star War news
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What are some non-sensationalist, analytical true-crime documentaries?
Partly because of the nature of the subject, most true-crime documentaries tend to emphasize dread. Some of them employ formal devices similar to horror movies, such as ominous soundtracks, dark...
Partly because of the nature of the subject, most true-crime documentaries tend to emphasize dread. Some of them employ formal devices similar to horror movies, such as ominous soundtracks, dark lightning, and moody camera movements. My interest in the problem of evil is philosophical, and the constant attempts to induce fear are distracting.
I'm interested in documentaries that are more like case studies, with a clinical, speculative or even scientifical approach to the problem of evil embodied in criminal acts.
Any suggestions?
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Star Wars Defined - A look at iconic Star Wars scenes
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Skywatch - Cool sci-fi short with a Jude Law cameo
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Really That Good: Star Wars
7 votes -
The inevitable decade of Marvel
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The ending of Joker?
Not sure how spoilers are supposed to work here, but I deleted my other post and put the image in the comment https://i.imgur.com/6EupcC0.png T.W. - is Arthur imagining it in arkham asylum? When...
Not sure how spoilers are supposed to work here, but I deleted my other post and put the image in the comment
https://i.imgur.com/6EupcC0.png
T.W. - is Arthur imagining it in arkham asylum? When asked by the social worker he didn't have much of an answer why he was locked up before.
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Too many thoughts about Star Wars | Movies with Mikey
4 votes -
Home Alone | Laws Broken
5 votes -
Burger King Germany offers free food to those who are willing to read The Rise of Skywalker spoilers
11 votes -
Ghostbusters: Afterlife | Official trailer
8 votes -
Wonder Woman 1984 | Trailer
9 votes -
Free Guy | Official trailer
6 votes -
Knives Out - Discussion thread
Who has seen this movie yet? Previous discussion of the trailer is here. Edit: 8.31/10 on Rotten Tomatoes 8.1/10 on IMDB
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No Time to Die | Trailer
14 votes -
Black Widow | Official teaser
7 votes -
Adam Sandler’s everlasting shtick
8 votes -
Til Death do us Blart podcast
7 votes -
Netflix has signed a ten-year lease to keep Manhattan's single-screen Paris Theatre open, which it can use to satisfy the theatrical-release requirement of the Oscars
11 votes -
Why Hayao Miyazaki's animation feels alive
9 votes -
Movie Monday Free Talk
We haven’t had one of these in a while (will edit the wiki for past links). It’s a bit late in the day to start one of these, but I hope it leads to discussion throughout the week instead.
6 votes -
Sonic the Hedgehog | New official trailer
19 votes -
La Jetée (1962)
7 votes -
Disney Plus is now online in the United States, Canada, and the Netherlands
8 votes -
Best movies set in every state
6 votes -
How Star Wars trailers weaponize nostalgia
6 votes -
Fantasy Island | Official trailer
2 votes -
Ip Man 4: The Finale | Chinese trailer
9 votes -
Soul | Official teaser
6 votes -
Martin Scorsese: I said Marvel movies aren’t cinema. Let me explain
22 votes -
Blade Runner: How well did the film predict 2019's tech?
11 votes -
Who's making good films?
I'm interested to find out who you think is making good films? I'm also interested in what your favourite film from them is, and why you like it. Feel free to interpret it how you like -- I'm...
I'm interested to find out who you think is making good films? I'm also interested in what your favourite film from them is, and why you like it.
Feel free to interpret it how you like -- I'm interested in distribution as well as production companies, as well as producers, directors, writers, and actors.
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'Uncle' by Denmark's Frelle Petersen won the grand prix, the top award, and $30,000 at the 32nd Tokyo International Film Festival on Tuesday
4 votes -
Spiderverse Twitter account teases *something* for April 8, 2022
@spiderverse: April 8, 2022 🕷 #SpiderVerse https://t.co/FC5nVIuciB
9 votes -
The real fake cameras of Toy Story 4
8 votes -
Disney Is Quietly Placing Classic Fox Movies Into Its Vault, and That’s Worrying
10 votes -
‘Star Wars’ setback: ‘Game Of Thrones’ duo David Benioff and D.B. Weiss exit trilogy
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Gun Shop
14 votes -
7:35 de la mañana
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Films that changed my life - Jared’s Vlog
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Moontrap: Target Earth, possibly the worst movie ever made
This is what you get when you search VUDU for free science fiction movies. The plot is banal enough. A spacecraft is discovered in Colorado that is 14,000 years old. A linguist and her lover are...
This is what you get when you search VUDU for free science fiction movies. The plot is banal enough. A spacecraft is discovered in Colorado that is 14,000 years old. A linguist and her lover are hired to read an inscription and then summarily paid and told to go home by the mysterious and unlikeable head of the project, Richard Kontral.
This description in no way does justice to how bad the script is. My first theory was that a rich father gave his fourteen year old son a chance to create a movie for his birthday present. But it's really just a low budget sequel to an obscure cult film called Moontrap.
The lead character, Scout, is played by Sarah Butler who evidently rose to wordly fame in I Spit on Your Grave. Every line that Scout says to the villain includes adolescent sexual insults. The villain is I believe a washed up actor from an old sitcom called The Nanny. This guy is really hard to watch, the acting is as bad as the script.
There's a scene of robots fighting that looks like it was choreographed with Rockem Sockem Robots, a toy from my childhood. If you're a collector of bad movies, this is a true gem.
It was tough to watch, but our free streaming was slim pickings that night. I wanted to watch Day of the Triffids a classic bad movie from the '60's , but got outvoted. At least that movie was based on an interesting SF novel by John Wyndham. Maybe tomorrow night.
5 votes