25 votes

Cards Against Humanity pays you to give a shit

12 comments

  1. [9]
    vord
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    A resounding response to apathetic nonvoters: CAH will pay you up to $100 if you didn't vote in 2020 and you apologize by publicly posting "Donald Trump is a human toilet." Don't have to ask me...

    A resounding response to apathetic nonvoters: CAH will pay you up to $100 if you didn't vote in 2020 and you apologize by publicly posting "Donald Trump is a human toilet."

    Don't have to ask me twice CAH, now let me send you $8 even though I haven't played your game in years...

    My favorite bit:

    Is there some way I can force Elon Musk to pay $47 to Cards Against Humanity PAC?

    Funny you should ask! If you’re a registered voter in PA, GA, NV, AZ, NC, WI, or MI, just type your name into this dumb website for his PAC, put “MuskIsDumb@cah.lol” as your referrer, and they'll be legally obligated to pay us $47. The more people who do this, the more Musk money we’ll get to un-fuck America.
    If he doesn’t pay up, we’ll sue him again.

    16 votes
    1. [4]
      granfdad
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      This might be lazy, but I'm a not an american so I can't see Musk's website and figure it out for myself. How on earth are CAH getting this bit to happen?

      Is there some way I can force Elon Musk to pay $47 to Cards Against Humanity PAC?

      Funny you should ask! If you’re a registered voter in PA, GA, NV, AZ, NC, WI, or MI, just type your name into this dumb website for his PAC, put “MuskIsDumb@cah.lol” as your referrer, and they'll be legally obligated to pay us $47. The more people who do this, the more Musk money we’ll get to un-fuck America.

      This might be lazy, but I'm a not an american so I can't see Musk's website and figure it out for myself. How on earth are CAH getting this bit to happen?

      5 votes
      1. skybrian
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        Here's an article about it: Elon Musk's PAC offers $47 payouts to refer swing state voters to sign petition This appears to be the petition in its entirety: The page also says: Musk is paying $47...

        Here's an article about it:

        Elon Musk's PAC offers $47 payouts to refer swing state voters to sign petition

        This appears to be the petition in its entirety:

        Petition in Favor of Free Speech and the Right to Bear Arms

        The First and Second Amendments guarantee freedom of speech and the right to bear arms. By signing below, I am pledging my support for the First and Second Amendments.

        The page also says:

        Our goal is to get 1 million registered voters in swing states to sign in support of the Constitution, especially freedom of speech and the right to bear arms.

        Musk is paying $47 for each referral whenever people in certain states sign a petition. The email address identifies who referred them, so Cards Against Humanity would get credit for the referral.

        So it seems like both Musk and CAH are using loopholes to pay people to do stuff. It's technically not paying people to vote (since they will never know if you actually voted) but it's sorta adjacent.

        10 votes
      2. [2]
        vord
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        That's the email they signed the petition with. On the website: Archive link

        That's the email they signed the petition with. On the website:

        In appreciation for your support, you will receive $47 for each registered voter you refer that signs this petition.

        Archive link

        7 votes
        1. chocobean
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          Lol beautiful! I thought this has something to do with the spaceX despoiling CAH land lawsuit and wondered how did they get it settled so fast. Nope, even easier and better, just using Musk's own...

          Lol beautiful!

          I thought this has something to do with the spaceX despoiling CAH land lawsuit and wondered how did they get it settled so fast.

          Nope, even easier and better, just using Musk's own dumb PAC against him. Can he wiggle out of this one? He's going to whine and moan about it to his lawyers right? I hope he moans about it publically to achieve the Streisand effect.

          6 votes
    2. redwall_hp
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      I voted in 2020, of course, but I still want to say this: Donald Trump is a human toilet.

      I voted in 2020, of course, but I still want to say this: Donald Trump is a human toilet.

      5 votes
    3. l_one
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      This part is absolutely hilarious and I signed the petition listing the CAH email as my referrer. And screenshot the process just in case. Elon you impolite words so-and-so, pay my favorite...

      This part is absolutely hilarious and I signed the petition listing the CAH email as my referrer. And screenshot the process just in case.

      Elon you impolite words so-and-so, pay my favorite hilarious card came company a bunch of your monies!

      3 votes
    4. [2]
      patience_limited
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      As much as I'd love to see Fatuous Clown II pay for the violence he's inciting, the amount isn't worth providing my detailed personal information on a gun advocacy site. I really, really don't...

      As much as I'd love to see Fatuous Clown II pay for the violence he's inciting, the amount isn't worth providing my detailed personal information on a gun advocacy site. I really, really don't want to spend the rest of my life deleting e-mails and texts from the people who have that list, blocking calls, or seeing them show up at my door.

      [The previous owner of my work cell number must have been on a list. I'm deleting and blocking 3 - 4 right-wing spam texts/day, and sending 4 - 5 solicitation calls/week to voicemail. If I accidentally block a legitimate work message, it's a problem. No thanks to more of that.]

      2 votes
      1. vord
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        I've always been more of a 'know your enemy' type, but completely understandable.

        I've always been more of a 'know your enemy' type, but completely understandable.

  2. [2]
    chocobean
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    The part about them being a superPAC and having a full list of folks who voted plus how they lean?!?! That's legit?! And this isn't interference because it's free speech. Your country crazy

    The part about them being a superPAC and having a full list of folks who voted plus how they lean?!?! That's legit?! And this isn't interference because it's free speech.

    Your country crazy

    14 votes
    1. l_one
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      You are not wrong.

      You are not wrong.

      5 votes
  3. teaearlgraycold
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    Isn’t it illegal to actually buy votes? People complained when Elon did this exact thing for right leaning voters.

    Isn’t it illegal to actually buy votes? People complained when Elon did this exact thing for right leaning voters.