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Merry Christmas, people of Tildes

May it be a beautiful one for you and yours.

Merry Christmas for those that celebrate. To those who do not, have a pleasant day.

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  1. Raspcoffee
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    Merry Christmas everyone! Glad to have become a part of this site. What's something that you're proud or grateful of today?

    Merry Christmas everyone! Glad to have become a part of this site.

    What's something that you're proud or grateful of today?

    16 votes
  2. [4]
    DFGdanger
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    Happy Dethemberween and a Jolly Snowflake Day to one and all!

    Happy Dethemberween and a Jolly Snowflake Day to one and all!

    16 votes
    1. [3]
      ShamedSalmon
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      It's the best gift-giving day ever! And now, a Christmas Poem by Linda Belcher: Click to Expand Merry Chrimbus, everyone! Meat's meat, right Santa?

      It's the best gift-giving day ever!

      And now, a Christmas Poem by Linda Belcher:

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      Christmas.
       Christmas.
      Christmas?
       Oh, Chirstmas.
      You Christmas, you.
       Christmas-Christmas.
      C-H-I, no—
       C-H,
        R-I-S-T-M-A-S...

      Bells,
       Bells-bells-bells.
      Bells,
       Bells-bells-bells.
      Bells,
       Bells-bells-bells.
      Bells,
       Bells-bells-bells!
      La,
       La-la-bells!
      La,
       La-la-bells!
      La,
       La-la-bells!

      Merry Chrimbus, everyone! Meat's meat, right Santa?

      9 votes
      1. [2]
        Habituallytired
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        One of my favorite poems ever! Thank you for sharing it with the rest of the world. My second favorite is What's Around the Tree - and it makes me cry.

        One of my favorite poems ever! Thank you for sharing it with the rest of the world.

        My second favorite is What's Around the Tree - and it makes me cry.

        3 votes
        1. ShamedSalmon
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          Something Sweet What's Around the Tree, by Louise Belcher Click to Expand Something (un)Savory What Christmas Was Like, as told by the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future. (NSFW)...

          Something Sweet

          What's Around the Tree, by Louise Belcher

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          I can't see what's around the tree
           When I'm pawing through the presents,
          But when I sit back
           And get my present unwrapped,
            I look up and I see my parents.
          I see and smell my brother;
           That's clearly where the gas is.
          And I see my sister—ahem
           With something that looks like
            Gingerbread on her glasses,
          And we don't have gingerbread,
           So this is odd.

          We made funny ornaments for the tree this year,
           And we make funny ornaments, sitting here
            Around the tree
             So jolly.
          I didn't expect to feel this way.
           I was focusing on Santa,
          But the best presents are sitting here,
           And they aren't even wrapped up.


          Something (un)Savory

          What Christmas Was Like, as told by the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future. (NSFW)

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          Well, this is going to take a long time, so you may want to get some snacks.

          Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of Man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus—an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dino bone and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands, regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called toys were buried as witches and defecated upon, and hurled at predators who were awoken by the searing grunts of the children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year, for many were killed.

          I'm not finished! You should've gotten a snack.

          A war-like race of Elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa-ape to make his confused toys using galactic Elfen technology, forevermore sancionados. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "trein". But these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way.

          Thousands of years ago, the ice had made the globe innavigable. Santa-ape did not know what a "north pole" was. How could he? He was born before Science existed, so he arbitrarily placed his workshop right here, long before they unionized, and Christmas was celebrated at each full moon, in front of the Great Red Ape!

          Now he is a machine.
          1 vote
  3. rosco
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    Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and freaking happy days off work (woooo!) for everyone!!! I wish the best to everyone as we're wrapping up the year and hopefully a mellow and meaningful 2025 for all!

    Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and freaking happy days off work (woooo!) for everyone!!! I wish the best to everyone as we're wrapping up the year and hopefully a mellow and meaningful 2025 for all!

    14 votes
  4. boxer_dogs_dance
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    Merry Christmas and or Happy holidays to all here!

    Merry Christmas and or Happy holidays to all here!

    13 votes
  5. Noox
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    Happy Holidays!! And enjoy your Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday for those who don't celebrate anything this week - you're almost done having to listen to endless Christmas music!

    Happy Holidays!! And enjoy your Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday for those who don't celebrate anything this week - you're almost done having to listen to endless Christmas music!

    12 votes
  6. Habituallytired
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    Merry Christmas! Happy Hannukah, Festive Yule, Happy Kwanzaa, and Happy Tuesday/Wednesday for those who don't celebrate.

    Merry Christmas! Happy Hannukah, Festive Yule, Happy Kwanzaa, and Happy Tuesday/Wednesday for those who don't celebrate.

    9 votes
  7. [5]
    DefinitelyNotAFae
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    Merry Christmas, Happy Yule and Happy Hanukkah to folks and Festivus for the restuvus I'm celebrating with antibiotics and codeine cough syrup so I'm hoping to wake up in the morning with fewer...

    Merry Christmas, Happy Yule and Happy Hanukkah to folks and Festivus for the restuvus

    I'm celebrating with antibiotics and codeine cough syrup so I'm hoping to wake up in the morning with fewer hurts and more spirit

    9 votes
    1. [2]
      g33kphr33k
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      I've done my S5L1 disc so I'm also on the heavy painkillers. May you feel better when you wake up and read this.

      I've done my S5L1 disc so I'm also on the heavy painkillers.

      May you feel better when you wake up and read this.

      3 votes
    2. [2]
      611828750722
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      Ahhh that sucks. Is it the kind of illness you can medicate, sit, and watch comfort media with?

      Ahhh that sucks.

      Is it the kind of illness you can medicate, sit, and watch comfort media with?

      1 vote
      1. DefinitelyNotAFae
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        Yes, it's mostly a nasty cough but no flu/COVID/strep so the antibiotics are mostly a "you had a root canal and it's not the usual suspects so let's play it particularly safe" My coughs are pretty...

        Yes, it's mostly a nasty cough but no flu/COVID/strep so the antibiotics are mostly a "you had a root canal and it's not the usual suspects so let's play it particularly safe"

        My coughs are pretty gnarly this morning but when I'm not coughing I feel better so, gonna hit that Rx cough syrup

        Merry Christmas 😅

        1 vote
  8. first-must-burn
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    Just want to say I'm grateful for you all, whatever you celebrate. Tildes has been a bright spot in my life this last year.

    Just want to say I'm grateful for you all, whatever you celebrate. Tildes has been a bright spot in my life this last year.

    8 votes
  9. Fiachra
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    Stay safe and happy everyone, and don't take shit off anyone! Go rest up for another year of posting

    Stay safe and happy everyone, and don't take shit off anyone!

    Go rest up for another year of posting

    7 votes
  10. streblo
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    Merry Christmas and Happy new years everyone. Mortgaging my home to keep the beef Wellington tradition going.

    Merry Christmas and Happy new years everyone.

    Mortgaging my home to keep the beef Wellington tradition going.

    4 votes
  11. tomf
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    Happy Wednesday to anyone else who doesn't do any of this stuff.

    Happy Wednesday to anyone else who doesn't do any of this stuff.

    4 votes
  12. patience_limited
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    A bright assortment of winter solstice survival celebrations for those struggling with the dark of the year!

    A bright assortment of winter solstice survival celebrations for those struggling with the dark of the year!

    4 votes
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    public
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    Merry Christmas! Who else is celebrating in an airport because it's $200+ cheaper than the rest of December?

    Merry Christmas! Who else is celebrating in an airport because it's $200+ cheaper than the rest of December?

    3 votes
    1. boxer_dogs_dance
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      We'll be flying home later today. Flying on the 25th is an excellent price hack

      We'll be flying home later today. Flying on the 25th is an excellent price hack

      2 votes
  14. Minithra
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    Merry Christmas!

    Merry Christmas!

    2 votes
  15. JCPhoenix
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    Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, Tildoes! Safe (and hopefully speedy) travels to all. Hopefully everyone gets a little R&R, as well.

    Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, Tildoes! Safe (and hopefully speedy) travels to all.

    Hopefully everyone gets a little R&R, as well.