Edit: Just bought NSO + Expansion Pack. 39.99 EUR/year to celebrate the console’s first anniversary. 💸

Edit 2: The Direct is scheduled to 7 AM PT / 10 AM ET. Here’s the YouTube link.

It’s a me, your resident die-hard, hopeless, Nintendo fanboy normie.

In this post, we’ll discuss four tangentially-related topics:

1. What are your predictions and wishes for the upcoming Nintendo Direct? What are you hoping for? Make a list and then edit it after the fact to see what you got right.
2. What is a Nintendo franchise that you think is in dire need of a change, and what would that look like for you?
3. How would you rate the Nintendo Switch 2’s first year, and what Nintendo games did you enjoy playing the most?
4. Give us your thoughts on the Direct after you’ve watched it.

What are your predictions and wishes for the upcoming Nintendo Direct?

I’ll say right up front that my experience with Nintendo Directs over the years has been that whatever I want the most is always what I don’t get.

This time around, that’s news on the Zelda movie and the Ocarina of Time remake. In fact, I’m fairly certainly they’ll reveal more on those in September instead.

I’m leaning on that certainty for three reasons:

(1) If I’m wrong, then I’ll be pleasantly surprised, and if I’m right, then I won’t be sorely disappointed.

(2) I only really care about these two because I do know a little bit about them. Whatever else I don’t know about, doesn’t bother me. So, other announcements, even very big ones that might positively shock me, aren’t really what I’m worried about. This is also the reason why I’d much prefer it if no information ever leaked at all. I want to be surprised. I can’t isolate myself from leaks if I “surf on the web” at all. It’s impossible. So, Nintendo’s ninjas need to step up their game and silence the leakers.

(3) It seems to me that Nintendo is working hard to move away from the “big Direct” model of making announcements. It might be difficult for them because at least once a year they need to communicate through that medium in order to give investors and shareholders a heads-up (who would otherwise not know about anything because they don’t care about the industry and don’t follow it closely). However, for us, the customers, they’d much rather operate with more flexibility, showcasing games and products individually, spacing out announcements to keep the Nintendo brand fresh in people’s minds, and reveal new titles close to launch to create as much buzz around them as possible. That’s my guess. I could be wrong.

As for my list, I’ll put all the items in a single one. Some of them I think are more plausible than others. Some are entirely wishful thinking.

• Ocarina of Time remake gets a teaser... ⭕️
  • ...and a release date in November... ❌
  • ...on the same day as GTA VI (would be fun for me). ❌
• Zelda movie gets a trailer. ❌
• Zelda 40th anniversary is kicked off. ❌
• We get Wind Waker HD and Twilight Princess HD bundles together and sold separately like they did for the Super Mario Galaxies. ❌
• Some more announcements for Star Fox. ⭕️
• Some more announcements for Splatoon Raiders. ⭕️
• Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave gets a release date... ⭕️
  • ...in August. ❌
• Two new first-party titles to fill out September and October are announced... [I got October right ⭕️]
  • ...one of which could be a Switch 2 edition game... ❌
  • ...or a game for all Switch systems... ❌
  • ...or an entirely new Switch 2 exclusive... ⭕️
    • ...from one of their bigger IPs... ⭕️
      • ...potentially a 2D Mario... ❌
    • ...or an entirely new IP. ❌
• A Switch 2 edition game could be...
  • Pikmin 4, ❌
  • Luigi’s Mansion 3 ❌
    • (for October),
  • but not my beloved Pokémon Legends: Arceus. 💔
• An entirely new Switch 2 exclusive from one of their bigger IPs could be...
  • ...a new Paper Mario... ❌
  • ...or Mario Maker 3. ❌
• One new Switch 2 exclusive announced for 2027, which could be...
  • ...based on a big Nintendo IP... ⭕️
    • ...potentially a 3D Mario. ❌
  • ...or be an entirely new IP. ❌
• New DLC for...
  • ...Mario Kart World (leaning on this one)... ❌
  • ...or Pokémon Pokopia. ⭕️
• Two more GCN games for NSO... ❌
  • ...one of them being Twilight Princess... ❌
  • ...I wish it was the Viewtiful Joe series though.
• There might be absolutely zero Pokémon news. [I’m not sure if I count Pokopia, because I meant everything but that, so maybe ⭕️]
• Wii or NDS announced for NSO... ❌
  • ...with Wii remote being sold again... ❌
  • ...or an accessory to hold the Switch 2 sideways, so it stands vertically and you can see both DS screens. ❌
• New Amiibo. ❌
• One completely wacky new game or product that people will find weird. ❌
• One very divisive announcement... ❌
  • ...which could be the Ocarina of Time remake... ❌
  • ...or the Zelda movie, if they do them wrong. ❌

What is a Nintendo franchise that you think is in dire need of a change, and what would that look like for you?

(1) The Legend of Zelda

My hope is that the Ocarina of Time remake is not just a recreation with better graphics. The 3DS version already did that. I hope that it is a reimagening. As big as Hyrule felt in 1998, it feels small enough today that I could see it being the perfect size for Nintendo to add to. They could make it half as big as Breath of the Wild, and it would still feel pretty sizeable, for me at least (I never even gave 100%ind Breath of the Wild a try for how big it was).

The point of the remake for Nintendo, I think, is two-fold:

(A) Introduce a larger, fresh audience to the franchise, by giving them the gold-standard of what it has to offer, while wasting minimal resources developing it (so, kind of what they’re doing with Star Fox) and in time for the big release of the movie next year, so the two products can cross-promote each other. We’ve seen them do this with the two Mario movies.

(B) Flex those “linear Zelda” muscles a bit, which have become extremely atrophied during the long “era of the wild”, so that the next major title, becomes something that is more of a compromise, something that has that large open world for one group of players to sink hundreds of hours into, but also that highly curated puzzle-solving experience with a meaningful story that the group of players that I am in personally love the series for. The last two major titles were a feast for people who like checklists. For me, they were frustrating. I still loved them. I loved the gameplay. I loved the breadth (of the wild). I didn’t like the “dungeons”, and I absolutely hated the stories. The latter of these had me fuming. They had zero substance for me. They even “soft-rebooted” the series if you think about it. They just placed the games in an entirely new “era”, completely detached from the rest of the franchise. I honestly hope we never return to this era, unless it adds something meaningful to the story. I wanna go back to the wacky timeline from the previous era and make it wackier.

(2) Animal Crossing

Zelda and Animal Crossing were my favorite video game franchises of all time. In fact, I played every mainline Animal Crossing title extensively. I say “were” though, because Pokopium, as I endearingly like to refer to it, has dethroned Animal Crossing. New Horizons was such a disappointment for me. The series became a decorating sim. My favorite is still the GCN entry, if you can believe it. It’s the one game I love returning to.

It seems that Tomodachi Life is Nintendo’s answer to people like me. Nintendo has heard us. I haven’t played the most recent entry in that series because it released on the Switch 1, and I have this weird (I know) rule that I only buy Switch 2 exclusives so as to not overwhelm myself with my options. Pokopium also happened to release shortly before and to say that I got very busy with it would be an understatement (cough cough 160+ hours in and counting). If they release a Switch 2 edition of that though, then I’ll jump in. I am in dire need of that proper, funky social sim, where the characters say and do weird stuff.

This is to say that I don’t know what Nintendo could do to make me want to return to this series. If the next entry is just more of the same, more decoration, even if it’s a “bigger world”, then... it might be time to say goodbye to this franchise. I really don’t know what they could do though. I have heard people suggest an MMO take, where there is one big world and everyone is playing in it simultaneously... yeah. Except that Nintendo would never do that.

Tomodachi Life allows you to do some really out there stuff with your characters, and guess what? It has no online multiplayer of any kind (at least that I’m aware of). That’s how Nintendo “worked around” having to monitor player interactions 24/7. Nintendo is never doing an MMO. They know that degenerates would immediately flood it. Even so, that wouldn’t be enough for me. I just don’t like decoration sims, MMOs or otherwise.

Tell you what, Nintendo: The people deserve their decoration sim. That’s fair. If you want my money though, release a new Tomodachi Life or a Switch 2 edition of the current one, and I’ll buy that. I think that’s also fair, right?

(3) Super Smash Bros.

I had so much fun with the N64 entry, Melee, and Brawl. The first two I played a ton with friends, locally. I actually had that experience. Crazy, am I right? Every time I think about it, it feels like a bygone era. I actually had friends over (and many at that), and also visited friends, and we all played Smash with each other, and it was a lot of fun. I had enough online friends to play Brawl with as well, but far less so.

These days I just don’t care about multiplayer games at all. There are two reasons for that:

(A) I don’t have the time. I could make time to play with other people between 7 PM and 9 PM on most days, but I live in one of the least convenient time zones: UTC+2. Most of the Nintendo world is either asleep or waking up at that time.

(B) I’d just simply rather... experience great single player games? I don’t know. My taste has changed. I’ve also come to hate competitive games more and more. I can’t imagine dedicating myself to one game to become good enough at it so that I don’t get rounded up while playing online and actually get some enjoyment out of the experience. The time that I would waste to git gud, I could be experiencing an epic adventure with instead.

Super Smash Bros. could still bring me back if (and that’s a big if) they included a revamped single-player experience (“Subspace Emissary” was kind of fun for me), and also significantly changed up the formula. I get that it’s a platform fighter, but it’s starting to get ridiculous. Are there seriously any significant gameplay experiences between Brawl and Ultimate? Real ones? Major ones? I played Ultimate, and my mains, Peach and Zelda, felt like they hadn’t changed at all.

I know that if they do something other than a 2D platform fighter, there will be riots, but they’re also going to get a lot of complaints from people saying that it’s just “more of the same”.

Also, I think that 20 to 30 characters is a good sweet spot. You can reduce the Fire Emblem characters to Ike and Marth as well, and while we’re at it, maybe invite some Western characters to the roster? I know that Japan has a lot to offer, but Lara Croft and the Master Chief, for example, make 100% sense in Smash Bros.. If Duck Hunt and Game & Watch can be on the roster, so can Lara and John. Heck, Crash Bandicoot and Spyro the Dragon should be in the roster. Don’t give me any excuses. If you’re going to get characters from non-Nintendo IPs into the game at all, then I don’t know what’s holding you back from getting more of the ones that everyone wants.

(4) Everything else

Whatever new 3D Super Mario, Paper Mario, Zelda, Metroid, or Metroid Prime they release in the future though, I’m fairly confident that it’ll be good, and that I’ll buy it even if its more of the same.

How would you rate the Nintendo Switch 2’s first year, and what Nintendo games did you enjoy playing the most?

I think I’d give it an B+.

I’m a Nintendo fanboy, so it would be difficult for me to give them a lower score, but I think that the case can be made that this first year was actually quite good.

The releases may have seemed slow in the first half, but there was a brand new Mario Kart World (for those who liked it, not me) from the start, as well as Donkey Kong Bananza not long after that, which I loved so much, I 100%ed it in 50+ hours.

Pokémon fans got that Z-A title that I skipped on, mostly because it just looked boring and gray (though I heard good things about the gameplay).

Kirby Air Riders turned out to be an amazing game that I didn’t play, and very few other people did. It’s just too niche.

Metroid Prime 4 I loved to bits, but most people hated it, because of the desert, the characters, the pacing, and how similar to Prime 1 it was. I didn’t like how the story ended, and I didn’t like that it was a Prime title that didn’t include, well... Metroid Prime/Dark Samus. I guess the point of them being called “Prime” now is that they’re first-person adventure games. It’s whatever. Just make another one and forget about the open world thing. Make a Metroid game, you know? Not a Halo-inspired game featuring Samus Aran.

I also had a ton of fun with Hyrule Warriors, which was the story-driven Zelda I didn’t know I longed for. Excited for more Warriors spinoffs in general, and not just in the Zelda franchise...

Third parties eventually picked up, and they gave us a ton of games that somehow run amazing on this little boy. I’m thinking Resident Evil Requiem and Pragmata (the latter of which I played and loved), though there were others, some of which were Switch 2 ports, like Cyberpunk 2077 and Indiana Jones and the Great Circle. There were many others, but these four seemed to have dominated the Switch 2 third-party discussion, at least this half of the year. I should add that Capcom is hitting it out of the park. Now please go and give me some news about that Okami sequel, will you?

It may have felt like there were some lulls, but it was actually a packed year, and that’s not to mention all the NSO stuff and the Switch 1 games that run the Switch 2.

As I have told you all a million times before though, my absolute darling, without which I would have given this year a C+, was Pokopium.

Animal Crossing + Minecraft + Pokémon made by the guys behind Dragon Quest Builders. Who would’ve thought that this could be worse than opium? I’ll tell you what: I did! Right from the moment the game was announced in September, everyone I talked to about this told me that they weren’t sure or even seemed disinterested. I felt very vindicated when the game released to such an acclaim, that it became the highest rated Pokémon title ever, and it isn’t even a mainline one!

To the people who worked on Pokopium, thank you very much for your hard work. It paid off. Now please go and make a sequel or DLC so I can give you more money.

To Nintendo: Outstanding work on the Switch 2’s first year. Some bumps along the ride, but in general, you did well. You delivered is the goods. Now go and give us this generation’s heavy hitters. Also, stop being so secretive, and clog up the leaks!

Give us your thoughts on the Direct after you’ve watched it.

First of all, this was an absolutely wild ride of a rollercoaster. It had many extremely slow moments, punctuated by announcements that had me literally clapping in my studio apartment.

My highlights were as follows (in the order that they appeared during the Direct):

• Pokémon Pokopia update and paid DLC
• Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave (Sep 17)
• Xenoblade Chronicles 1, 2, and 3, Switch 2 editions
  • 1 - Out today!
  • 2 - Jul 30
  • 3 - Dec 3
• Xenoblade Genesis (2027)
• The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (2026)

I would have given the direct a B if it wasn’t for Ocarina of Time. It was a real slog at times, even though the Pokopium DLC and the insane drop of all three Xenoblade entries had me going nuts.

I feel as though Nintendo felt forced to tease Ocarina of Time because the entire planet was asking for it. They showed us so little though because, as I have explained before, they want to say a lot more about it at a later point, when they are also ready to show us the first teaser/trailer of the movie, alongside the kickoff for the 40th anniversary. If I had to bet, I’d say that we’ll hear more in September at worst, late August at best.

I think that the art direction for the game will be divisive. It will retain some of its charming fantasy features, but will be realistic in tone. I was divided in my head between that and an adaptation of the art work for the original game. I’m glad they went with this. It feels cinematic to the nth degree. I think that I will love it. I’m not sure that everyone will though.

“““Little””” details I noticed: Voice acting. The Triforce of courage appears on Links’ hand before he pulls the Master Sword. The Triforce glows on his LEFT hand.

So, my game plan for the rest of this year is:

1. I want to finish Tales of Arise in time for Adventures of Elliot on the 18th this month.
2. On July 23rd I’ll get Splatoon Raiders.
3. In August I’ll be fully immersed (pun intended) in the Pokopium DLC.
4. I’ll get Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave on September 17.
5. Nothing of interest to me seems to be releasing in October, so that’s the month for the first Xenoblade, so I can finally get into that. I’ve been waiting years for this moment.
6. If I had to guess, Ocarina of Time releases in late November.

Host: Shinya Takahashi

3DS Announcements:

• Kirby's Extra Epic Yarn - Available 2019
  The 2010 Wii game comes to Nintendo 3DS. Includes all stages from the Wii version plus additional abilities, new Devilish Mode (a time attack mode), and new minigames

• Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey - Available January 11, 2019
  Added Bowser Jr. story

• Luigi's Mansion - Available October 12
  The original Luigi's Mansion is coming to the Nintendo 3DS with a new 2 player co-op mode. If both players ows the game one will play as a green blob version of Luigi. If only one own the game the second player will be able to use Download Play and challenge bosses.
  4 Amiibo are compatible with the game.

• Yo-Kai Watch Blasters - Available now
  Free content coming later on Spetember 27. Adds Moon Rabbit Crew to the title screen, with bonuses for linking save datas, new missions, new areas, new Yo-Kai to befriend, and new boss.

Switch Announcements

• Luigi's Mansion 3 (working title) - 2019
  A new game in the Luigi's Mansion series

• Splatoon 2 update, Ver.4

• Mega Man 11 - Available October 2
  8 bosses.
  New double gear system, you can slow down time or powerup your attacks.
  The two Mega Men Amiibos are compatible.

• Mario Tennis Aces update - Available September 19
  New characters: Birdo (all around), Shy Guy (Technical), Koopa Paratroopa (Technical) and Petey Piranha(Powerful). Can be acquired by playing online
  New updates coming until next June
  New mode: online only Co-op Challenge, available for limited periods of time. Will unlock in-game rewards such as new outfits, different color schemes and more.

• Capcom Beat'em Up Bundle - Available September 18
  Includes Final Fight, The King of Dragons, Captain Commando, Knight of the Round, Warriors of Fate and two first-time console releases: Armored Warriors and Battle Circuit.
  4 player local and online co-op
  Pre-order available now

• New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe - Available January 11, 2019
  New characters: other than Mario, Luigi and Toad now you can play as Nabbit and Toadette.
  Nabbit doesn't take damage from enemies
  If Toadette powers up with a super crown she transforms into Peachette who can double jump, float slowly during free falls and get a boost back up when she falls into a pit.
  Includes New Super Luigi U. 164 courses between both games
  Single player Joy-Con, up to 4 player co-op.

• Katamai Damacy Reroll - Available Winter 2018
  Gyro controls, Hd Rubles, Joy-Con controller sharing

• Pokèmon Go Let's Go Pikachu and Let's Go Eevee - Available November 16
  Secret tecniques replace HM moves. Only your Pikachu and your Eevee can use them. They can also learn certain powerful moves. Only them.
  In handheld mode you can use touch screen to pet your Pokèmon and change its hairstyle depending on how you've petted it.
  2 new bundle that will include a Nintendo Switch system with specially designed dock, Pikachu and Eevee style Joy-Cons, one digital copy of the game and the Pokèball Plus accessory.

• Diablo 3: Eternal Collection - Available November 2
  All Dlcs are included. Up to 3 players local and online co-op.
  Nintendo Switch exclusive: Ganondorf's armor.
  All Amiibos figures are compatible

• Super Mario Party - Available October 5
  New 4 player co-op mode River Survival
  You can connect two Nintendo Switch in the Toads Rec Room mode.
  Characters' specific dice block with alternate numbering.
  80 minigames.
  Single player modes: Challenge Road (play thtough a series of minigames and complete specific tasks)
  Online Mariothon minigame mode (challenge other players around the world with 80 minigames to choose from)

• Town (Working Title) - Availabe 2019
  Game Freak presents a brand new RPG set in one single village. Looks like story will be a major part in this incoming game

• Citis Skylines Nintendo Switch Edition - Available today
  Includes two DLCs: After Dark and Snowfall

• Daemon Ex Machina - Available 2019*
  Mech Game.
  You can change weapons on the fly and you'll keep them for the whole game if you manage to return them to your base. Long range and melee weapons.
  You can exit your mech to explore the field on foot. You can make enhancements to you human character and your mecha abilities will be augmented as well
  Up to 4 player online co-op

• Yoshi's Crafter World - Available Spring 2019
  New Yoshi game.
  Local Joy-Con Co-op

• Asmodee Digital tabletop games
  NOT A BUNDLE
  Full adaptation of best-selling tabletop games made by Asmodee Digital. They are the following:

• Carcassonne - Available December 2018
  3D maps, solo mode, 4 player local multiplayer mode. Game's famous expansions available as paid DLC

• The Lord of the Rings: Living Card Game - Available April 2019
  Play alone or alongside a second player.
  Story driven quests

• Pandemic - Available March 2019*
  solo mode, 4 player local multiplayer mode
  Individually priced DLCs based on popular expansions.
  More is on the way: Catan and Munchkin

• Sid Meier's Civilization VI - Available November 16
  4 player local multiplayer

• Starlink: Battle for Atlas - Available October 16
  Exclusive missions for the Nintendo Switch with Star Fox, Peppy, Falco and Slippy from the Star Fox universe.

• The World Ends with You Final Remix - Available October 12
  Square Enix RPG

• Xenoblade Chronicles 2: Torna - The Golden Country - Available September 21
  Go back in time with this Xenoblade Chronicles 2 DLC
  Owner of the Season Pass can already download this new content

• Warframe - Available November 20*
  Free to play co-op space ninja shooter game. Needs connections all time to play.

• Just Dance 2019 - Available October 23*

• Fifa 19 - Available September 28
  Available for pre-purchase tomorrow (9.14.2018)

• Team Sonic Racing - Available this winter

• NBA 2K19 - Available now

• NBA 2K Playground 2 - Available this fall
  NBA arcade game

• LEGO DC Super-Villains - Available october 16*

• Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicle Remaster Edition - Available 2019
  GCo-op action RPG, with new online multiplayer mode.
  New areas added in dungeons.

• Final Fantasy XV Poket Edition HD - Available today

• Worlds of Final Fantsy Maxima - Available November 6
  New feature added: Avatar Change. It allows yo to transform into legendary characters from across the series storied history.

• Chocobo's Mystery Dungeon Every Buddy! - Available this winter
  2007's Final Fantasy Fable Chocoboc Dungeon returns
  You can now befriend all the monsters
  Joy-Con local co-op multiplayer

• Final Fantasy XII The Zodiac Age - Available 2019
  Comes to a Nintendo system for the first time
  New Speed Mode

• Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy IX and Final Fantasy X and X-2 HD Remaster - Coming to Nintendo Switch in 2019 separately

• Super Smash Bros Ultimate - Available November 2
  Isabelle (Animal Crossing) joins the fight!
  Hardware Bundle that includes a Nintendo Switch system with specially designed dock, a pair of Joy-Cons with the Smash Bros Symbol on them and a digital copy of the game.

• Animal Crossing - Nintendo Switch - 2019
  A new game in the Animal Crossing series

• GameCube controller adapter and GameCube controller Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Edition - Available November 2 while supplies last

Nintendo Switch Online membership

Begins on September 18 with the following prices:
1 month 3.99 USD;
3 months 7.99USD;
12 months 19.99 USD;
12 month Family Membership up to 7 people 34.99USD.
Includes 5 features:

• Online play, a variety of games is supported
• 20 Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) games. You can find the complete list here. New title coming up. Includes local and online co-op.
• Save Data Cloud
• Smartphone App. Incluses: voice chat in certain games, additional infos in certain games (e.g. Splatoon 2)
• Special Offers. No details, more to announce in the future.

NES controllers for Switch - Available for pre-purchase starting September 18 on Nintendo.com
59.99USD
Nintendo Switch Online membership and Nintendo Account are required for the purchase.
Left and right wireless controllers that you can use to play NES games with on the Switch. Recharge the same way as normal Joy-Cons.
Contrllers do not include Joy-Con functionality.
Orders are expeced to ship starting this December.