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Website is unhappy
I showed you my internal server error plz respnd
Jokes aside, @Deimos I actually am interested in a postmortem if you've got the time and energy.
I showed you my internal server error plz respnd
Jokes aside, @Deimos I actually am interested in a postmortem if you've got the time and energy.
Come on, you already saw the site's Bad Gateway, what more do you want?
(I'm not sure what was wrong, I just rebooted the server and it came back up. I'll look more into it later today.)
Getting paged on the weekend sucks; I hope you bug your boss for some time off, or maybe a juicy bonus come review season!
(srsly, tho, thank you for keeping this boat afloat :3)
I blame the evil eye. For the next month I'm prescribing you a de-evil-eye-ing plan consisting of wearing your underwear inside out, consuming a clove of garlic per day (minimum), placing a nazar amulet on the server rack, and getting de-evil-eye-d by a local old lady skilled in the craft.
đ§żjust putting this here for protection
Thank you, I think it's working
I had to exclude tildes from my bored infinite browsing loop for a few cycles there. It was awful :(
Glad I'm not the only one whose procrastination routine consists of repeatedly opening and closing 3 websites for an hour
It was! I even ended up reading 7 year old drama posts on the tildes sub!
I was just complaining on the tildes minecraft server instead...
FINALLY I can check on my last post and see it got 2 upvotes (a 100% increase since I last checked).
Mod on a cruise, post error codes!
Let's see Paul Owen's response code. 429, very nice. Look at that subtle JSON formatting. Oh my God, it even has a retry-after...
For some reason this reminds me of this parody, a time capsule of its era: If American Psycho were about Programmers
Gross.... even Tildes cannot escape the increasing sexualization of public websites. We should
start requiring state and federal U.S. government face recognition scans, andmaybe make the site invite onlytoo.I was totally opposed but you were super persuasive so I'm in.
I wasn't convinced but then I thought of the children
Oh man now that I've thought of the children I'm double convinced.
While sending the children thoughts is quite respectable, I encourage you to also send prayers. This typically causes it to be twice again as convincing.
Dear Children,
Please keep God safe from sexualized material
Amen
Alas when the word "pray" and my kind end up near children people think we're running around kidnapping them to another realm and replacing them with unreasonable facsimiles. I blame homophones.
That sounds a lot like something I imagine a fae might say. Kinda sus NGL.
sigh my username makes it very clear
âYour kindâ...? You mean totally standard normal humans, right? (Anakin PadmĂ© meme)
There are, perhaps, two meanings and a bit of a pun, albeit a depressing one.
So you're back where you started?
I think that would be unconvinced.
The children made me sure.
I read "think of the chicken," and was immediately onboard.
Can we not joke about that? I don't want anyone to start thinking of that as a good idea
I agree, but I think it's very on brand for someone who's username is @FlippantGod :)
:( sorry
It brings me happiness knowing Tildes is served by
nginxUnfortunately when the time came, it chose the bad gateway. Just like Robert Frost put it:
Two gateways diverged in a reverse proxy, and tildes
tildes took the one less traveled by,
and that has caused all the errors.
Or something like that.
Whose site this is I think I know.
His gateway threw an error though;
He won't see me stopping here
To watch the threads and comments grow
Gotta lower that resolve cache time. I keep mine at 30 seconds.
Guys... I think I may have jinxed it. This morning I randomly remembered the time the front page crashed from someone posting an article about authors named "Null" causing server errors on various sites due to messy code due to parsing issues. And then a couple hours later, the site crashed. So yeah, may have jinxed it by thinking of that dark, dark day... My bad.
For the sake of the site, you should never remember anything again. Can you maybe run on pure gut instinct instead?
This was exactly what I thought too, albeit as soon as I saw the website erroring out... Dark, dark days.
Seems like Tildes needed a break again, is everything okay?
Bad Gateway anagrams into Away Dab Get, suggesting Tildes went to go get some wax and is flying high now.
Caveat: not a computer person.
Looks right to me.
Source: am a computer person.
Indeed
Source: am person
I thought @Noox said you were a dog?
That's totally not true...
arf?
Alas this kind of phrasing has been forever broken in my brain. Any time I hear â(thing) personâ I always immediately expand that into âhalf-(thing) half-person, like a weird centaurâ
My favourite is âIâm not much of a people personâ
Ah and is that not precisely what I meant? I am not judging computer people, just stating I'm not one (â â â âżâ ââ )