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6 votes
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Germany eyes new offshore wind farms dedicated to green hydrogen production
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Teenage sensation Erling Haaland continued his incredible record for new club Borussia Dortmund after he netted a brace in the team's 5-0 thrashing of Union Berlin
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Why Gazprom, a Russian oil company sponsors soccer teams
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The deadliest disaster in maritime history happened seventy-five years ago this week: Thousands of German citizens and soldiers fleeing the Soviet army died when the “Wilhelm Gustloff” sank
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Germany identifies first case of coronavirus
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What Americans know about the Holocaust: Fewer than half can correctly answer multiple-choice questions about the number of Jews who were murdered or the way Adolf Hitler came to power
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How would you kill Hitler?
The mission You have been tasked with the mission to kill Hitler. The mission is mandatory and you cannot decline it. You have access to a state of the art time machine: a simple Casio wristwatch...
The mission
You have been tasked with the mission to kill Hitler. The mission is mandatory and you cannot decline it. You have access to a state of the art time machine: a simple Casio wristwatch in which you enter the time, date and location where you wanna travel to. It can travel to any point in past Earth's history, and it is programmed to automatically and safely return you to the present time as soon as the mission is completed.
You have access to all weapons available to humankind in the present day, but you can only take what you can carry.
You also have access to technology that will make you look ethnically German complete with Nazi uniforms, and a perfectly functioning universal translator.
How this thread will work
I will try to come up with a negative outcome for every answer in jackass genie style. Others are welcome to do the same!
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Erling Haaland became the Bundesliga's second-youngest hat-trick scorer, and the first substitute to score three times
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Southern Schleswig – Far-right Danish politician calls for return of German region
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Brazilian culture secretary fired after echoing words of Nazi minister of propaganda Joseph Göebbels
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Sweden could revive its night trains to Europe, agency finds – Malmö to Cologne is proposed as the first route for sleeper trains
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How Berlin's Mietskaserne tenements became coveted urban housing
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How to fail at democracy 101: The Weimar Republic
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Secret Alliances: Special Operations and Intelligence in Norway, 1940–1945 – Tony Insall
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How Germany reacted to Dortmund's coup – teenage sensation Erling Haaland's shock move to the Bundesliga is dominating the sports pages
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A German woman sued a stinky cheese shop. A court ruled that she could continue to express her distaste with the odor vocally, but could no longer display complaint signs.
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Why a European airline flies a Boeing 767 between Frankfurt and Whitehorse, Yukon, Canada (population 25,000)
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Burger King Germany offers free food to those who are willing to read The Rise of Skywalker spoilers
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Lovers in Auschwitz, reunited seventy-two years later. He had one question
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Ryanair will stop operating in Nuremberg and Stockholm due to the delayed delivery of the new Boeing 737 Max airplanes
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In terms of reading test score points per hour of learning, Finnish students came out on top, followed by kids in Germany and Sweden
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Denmark completes contentious fence along German border – the fence is meant to prevent wild boar from spreading swine fever to Denmark's lucrative pork industry
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Volkswagen defends presence in China's Xinjiang amid uproar over Uighur abuses
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Germany makes measles vaccination compulsory
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‘The day the wall came down’: How the Washington Post covered the Berlin Wall’s fall thirty years ago
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2-4 Grooves - Writing On The Wall (St. Elmo's Fire) (2008)
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Denmark is giving permission for joint German-Russian underwater gas pipeline Nord Stream 2 to be laid through its territory
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The secret mission to seize Nazi map data: How a covert US Army intelligence unit canvassed war-torn Europe, capturing intelligence with incalculable strategic value
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ODD OKODDO - Auma (2019)
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Beautiful tomboys of the 1930s
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Finland said that demands for a EU budget worth 1% of the bloc's combined GDP as well as the EU Commission's proposal for 1.11% were both unrealistic
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Shooting near synagogue in Germany leaves at least two people dead, was streamed on Twitch
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Santiano - Ihr Sollt Nicht Trauern (Y'all Shouldn't Mourn) (2017)
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Germany’s North Channel Bank has been fined 110 million Danish crowns by a court in Denmark for its involvement in a dividend stripping scheme
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Raoul Wallenberg is thought to have saved as many as 30,000 Jews but his descendants do not know how, when or why he died
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American connoisseurs have traditionally stayed away from German wine. A new generation of producers — and global warming — is changing that
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How Chagall’s daughter smuggled his work out of Nazi-occupied Europe
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German fiscal frugality is the stuff of legends – but they have nothing on the abstemious Swedes
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A very German idea of freedom: Nude ping-pong, nude sledding, nude just about anything
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Silvio Gesell, who wanted to create money that expired, is making a comeback
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We put a “sin tax” on cigarettes and alcohol. Why not meat?
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A modest proposal to make domestic air travel obsolete
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Greta Thunberg takes climate fight to Germany’s threatened Hambach Forest
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'Youth and workers uniting behind this crisis': German labor union urges two million members to join global climate strike
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German officials are using the concept of universal jurisdiction to argue they can try anyone for war crimes committed anywhere
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How societies turn cruel featuring Sargon of Akkad
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Microsoft 365, Google cloud and Apple cloud deemed illegal in Schools of Hesse
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Sopor Aeternus - Beautiful Thorn (1994)
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Suspect in German politician's murder confesses
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