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7 votes
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Kraftwerk’s Florian Schneider dead at 73
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Germany flips to Apple-Google approach on smartphone contact tracing
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Construction of the world's longest immersed tunnel connecting Denmark and Germany will begin in January next year
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Venezuelan patrol ship sunk itself after ramming a cruise liner with a reinforced hull
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Calls grow for Germany-wide use of face masks
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Love in coronavirus times – couple meets for dates on closed Danish-German border
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Why Hitler lost the war: German strategic mistakes in WWII
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With a drop in passengers, American Airlines starts cargo-only flights for first time since 1984
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United We Stream: Livestreams from Berlin clubs this week
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EU state aid regulators clear Danish financial support for a rail-road link between Denmark and Germany
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Trump 'offers large sums' for exclusive access to coronavirus vaccine
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A short history of banned games in Germany
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Germany to send face masks to Italy to help deal with coronavirus
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Alligatoah - Willst Du [Mit Mir Drogen Nehmen?] (Wanna [Do Drugs With Me?]) (2013)
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How Sweden and Germany plan to curb the threat of nuclear warfare
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Struggling to keep up, Finland exports plastic waste – a quarter of all plastic waste will be sent to facilities in Sweden or Germany for sorting and repurposing
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Erling Haaland brings freshness to a game in thrall to pixels and profit – teenager's goal against PSG was a perfect reminder that football is meant to be enjoyable
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One woman and thousands of Lego bricks are building much-needed wheelchair ramps for her town
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Two German tourists killed in Arctic avalanche – part of a guided snowmobile tour of the island of Spitsbergen in Norway's Svalbard archipelago
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Germany: court rules sanctions on unemployment benefits unconstitutional
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Erling Haaland has won the Bundesliga player of the month award for January – despite playing less than an hour of football in the month
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The CIA secretly bought a company that sold encryption devices across the world. Then its spies sat back and listened
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Denmark marks Schleswig reunification – 100 years since the people in the region of Schleswig voted either to remain with Germany or to join Denmark
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Germany eyes new offshore wind farms dedicated to green hydrogen production
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Teenage sensation Erling Haaland continued his incredible record for new club Borussia Dortmund after he netted a brace in the team's 5-0 thrashing of Union Berlin
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Why Gazprom, a Russian oil company sponsors soccer teams
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Germany identifies first case of coronavirus
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How would you kill Hitler?
The mission You have been tasked with the mission to kill Hitler. The mission is mandatory and you cannot decline it. You have access to a state of the art time machine: a simple Casio wristwatch...
The mission
You have been tasked with the mission to kill Hitler. The mission is mandatory and you cannot decline it. You have access to a state of the art time machine: a simple Casio wristwatch in which you enter the time, date and location where you wanna travel to. It can travel to any point in past Earth's history, and it is programmed to automatically and safely return you to the present time as soon as the mission is completed.
You have access to all weapons available to humankind in the present day, but you can only take what you can carry.
You also have access to technology that will make you look ethnically German complete with Nazi uniforms, and a perfectly functioning universal translator.
How this thread will work
I will try to come up with a negative outcome for every answer in jackass genie style. Others are welcome to do the same!
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Erling Haaland became the Bundesliga's second-youngest hat-trick scorer, and the first substitute to score three times
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Southern Schleswig – Far-right Danish politician calls for return of German region
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Brazilian culture secretary fired after echoing words of Nazi minister of propaganda Joseph Göebbels
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Sweden could revive its night trains to Europe, agency finds – Malmö to Cologne is proposed as the first route for sleeper trains
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How Berlin's Mietskaserne tenements became coveted urban housing
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How to fail at democracy 101: The Weimar Republic
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Secret Alliances: Special Operations and Intelligence in Norway, 1940–1945 – Tony Insall
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How Germany reacted to Dortmund's coup – teenage sensation Erling Haaland's shock move to the Bundesliga is dominating the sports pages
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A German woman sued a stinky cheese shop. A court ruled that she could continue to express her distaste with the odor vocally, but could no longer display complaint signs.
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Why a European airline flies a Boeing 767 between Frankfurt and Whitehorse, Yukon, Canada (population 25,000)
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Burger King Germany offers free food to those who are willing to read The Rise of Skywalker spoilers
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Lovers in Auschwitz, reunited seventy-two years later. He had one question
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Ryanair will stop operating in Nuremberg and Stockholm due to the delayed delivery of the new Boeing 737 Max airplanes
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In terms of reading test score points per hour of learning, Finnish students came out on top, followed by kids in Germany and Sweden
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Denmark completes contentious fence along German border – the fence is meant to prevent wild boar from spreading swine fever to Denmark's lucrative pork industry
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Volkswagen defends presence in China's Xinjiang amid uproar over Uighur abuses
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Germany makes measles vaccination compulsory
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2-4 Grooves - Writing On The Wall (St. Elmo's Fire) (2008)
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Denmark is giving permission for joint German-Russian underwater gas pipeline Nord Stream 2 to be laid through its territory
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ODD OKODDO - Auma (2019)
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Beautiful tomboys of the 1930s
15 votes