36 votes

I'm Not a Robot

31 comments

  1. [2]
    pseudolobster
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    Another fun waste of time from https://neal.fun. This time you've got an endless list of CAPTCHAs to complete. I got as far as drawing a perfect circle, which I've learned is impossible on this...

    Another fun waste of time from https://neal.fun. This time you've got an endless list of CAPTCHAs to complete.

    I got as far as drawing a perfect circle, which I've learned is impossible on this laptop's touchpad.

    10 votes
    1. SteeeveTheSteve
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      OMG the stimulation clicker, I hope that is preserved forever so those in the golden age, when people have learned all that is horrible for our health, kids can play that game and experience life...

      OMG the stimulation clicker, I hope that is preserved forever so those in the golden age, when people have learned all that is horrible for our health, kids can play that game and experience life as it was today with tons of things constantly vying for our attention.

      2 votes
  2. DeaconBlue
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    I got to level 38, accidentally did the back gesture on my phone, and now cannot proceed because the inputs are there but not the actual content. My wife asked me why I had a bunch of wolframalpha...

    I got to level 38, accidentally did the back gesture on my phone, and now cannot proceed because the inputs are there but not the actual content.

    My wife asked me why I had a bunch of wolframalpha tabs open in bed, so I would say this is a successful Neal funsie.

    8 votes
  3. [7]
    myrrh
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    ...i'm not sure how i managed a 94% circle, since it looked awful, but somehow i did and now i'm stuck crafting a diamond pickaxe...

    ...i'm not sure how i managed a 94% circle, since it looked awful, but somehow i did and now i'm stuck crafting a diamond pickaxe...

    5 votes
    1. [5]
      myrrh
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      ...ye gads, level thirty-seven: selecting all the men who are AI generated is tough at this resolution, maybe insurmountable...

      ...ye gads, level thirty-seven: selecting all the men who are AI generated is tough at this resolution, maybe insurmountable...

      4 votes
      1. [3]
        myrrh
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        ...aww, dead-end at level thirty-nine due to no camera on my computer... =\

        ...aww, dead-end at level thirty-nine due to no camera on my computer... =\

        2 votes
        1. [2]
          myrrh
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          ...okay, hooked up an external camera to keep going; now i'm struggling with the dance level due to my keyboard layout not supporting simultaneous up/down arrows...

          ...okay, hooked up an external camera to keep going; now i'm struggling with the dance level due to my keyboard layout not supporting simultaneous up/down arrows...

          3 votes
      2. chocobean
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        I'm having trouble with that one now...

        I'm having trouble with that one now...

        1 vote
    2. ShroudedScribe
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      Yeah I'm stuck on this one. Guess I'm a robot who can't draw circles.

      Yeah I'm stuck on this one. Guess I'm a robot who can't draw circles.

      1 vote
  4. [3]
    rkcr
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    I was able to make it through the gauntlet (with some light cheating). It just keeps getting more and more absurd, and the ending is hilarious. Worth doing it if you have the time.

    I was able to make it through the gauntlet (with some light cheating). It just keeps getting more and more absurd, and the ending is hilarious. Worth doing it if you have the time.

    3 votes
  5. [4]
    RheingoldRiver
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    I stopped at Waldo lol

    I stopped at Waldo lol

    2 votes
    1. [2]
      hobbes64
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      I got stuck there for a while. I had to zoom in a bit to find him.

      I got stuck there for a while. I had to zoom in a bit to find him.

      2 votes
      1. RheingoldRiver
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        I saw the picture and I was like "haha yep you got me" and closed the tab before I wasted as much time as I had on password game. It was a welcome exit

        I saw the picture and I was like "haha yep you got me" and closed the tab before I wasted as much time as I had on password game. It was a welcome exit

        1 vote
    2. first-must-burn
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      Same. I had no patience for it when it was a book either.

      Same. I had no patience for it when it was a book either.

  6. [2]
    DefinitelyNotAFae
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    I can't park on my phone so I'm going to try again later

    I can't park on my phone so I'm going to try again later

    1 vote
    1. chocobean
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      I dialed a friend For the fourth parking: parallel parking with traffic but I need help with level 34 Select all the squares in order from least to greatest. OH wait they don't mean perfect Square...
      I dialed a friend

      For the fourth parking: parallel parking with traffic

      but I need help with level 34 Select all the squares in order from least to greatest. OH wait they don't mean perfect Square as in math they mean Square as in one of the nine boxes!
      1 vote
  7. ahatlikethat
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    I couldn't get past level three-- it's like Dutch or something.

    I couldn't get past level three-- it's like Dutch or something.

    1 vote
  8. [8]
    CannibalisticApple
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    Level 34 may be the end of me. Most of it resembles gibberish to me... But I somehow reassembled the stop sign, so I think I did pretty good.

    Level 34 may be the end of me. Most of it resembles gibberish to me...

    But I somehow reassembled the stop sign, so I think I did pretty good.

    1 vote
    1. [5]
      CannibalisticApple
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      Alright I passed 34, and got to Level 39. Unfortunately it asks to use a camera and my mobile browser doesn't like that, so I think it's game over for me. This was fun though!

      Alright I passed 34, and got to Level 39. Unfortunately it asks to use a camera and my mobile browser doesn't like that, so I think it's game over for me.

      This was fun though!

      1 vote
      1. [4]
        CannibalisticApple
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        Oh hey I found out how to enable the camera. New hurdle seems to be Level 47. Level 47 This one is a rhythm game that requires 85% accuracy. Part of the problem is that the screen keeps scrolling...

        Oh hey I found out how to enable the camera. New hurdle seems to be Level 47.

        Level 47

        This one is a rhythm game that requires 85% accuracy. Part of the problem is that the screen keeps scrolling when I tap and throwing me off.

        I am hoping that by posting here that, I will overcome this hurdle just by mentioning it.

        1 vote
        1. [2]
          myrrh
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          ...yeah, dance dance revolution has never been my forte... ...how'd you manage the breakup?..i told jessica i needed my letter jacket back to take her sister to the prom...

          ...yeah, dance dance revolution has never been my forte...

          ...how'd you manage the breakup?..i told jessica i needed my letter jacket back to take her sister to the prom...

          1 vote
          1. CannibalisticApple
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            Told her I was cheating on her with Carlos, who was better because he was real and I could kiss him.

            Told her I was cheating on her with Carlos, who was better because he was real and I could kiss him.

        2. CannibalisticApple
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          ...I got to 84%. The frustration is real...

          ...I got to 84%. The frustration is real...

    2. [2]
      Kawa
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      It's alot like the password game by the same creator. I'm also tapping out on 34. I don't know all of this stuff completely on my own though with a bit of reminder-research I'm sure I could figure...

      It's alot like the password game by the same creator. I'm also tapping out on 34. I don't know all of this stuff completely on my own though with a bit of reminder-research I'm sure I could figure it out, I've hit the limit of how much time I want to spend on this.

      1. CannibalisticApple
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        Surprisingly I was able to pass it through a mix of searching the ones I could, you know, type regularly into a search engine, and then just rearranging the rest until it let me pass. Honestly a...

        Surprisingly I was able to pass it through a mix of searching the ones I could, you know, type regularly into a search engine, and then just rearranging the rest until it let me pass. Honestly a couple of the levels were mostly guesswork on my part.

        But you are wise to tap out. I keep going back to the rhythm game on Level 47. I may need to keep trying it... Tomorrow. I spent way too much time on this whole game...

  9. DFGdanger
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    God I suck at chess

    God I suck at chess

  10. Hollow
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    Level 16 has got me. I think there's something wrong with my laptop's rendering, because there's presumably suppused to be a 3D object with text I have to click and drag, but the box doesn't...

    Level 16 has got me. I think there's something wrong with my laptop's rendering, because there's presumably suppused to be a 3D object with text I have to click and drag, but the box doesn't respond to it so I'm stuck with the little bit of a > that's in view.

  11. first-must-burn
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    All I can say is that 1) I'm glad whoever is behind neal.fun doesn't work for Google and 2) I hope no recaptcha product managers see this.

    All I can say is that 1) I'm glad whoever is behind neal.fun doesn't work for Google and 2) I hope no recaptcha product managers see this.