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29 votes
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The enterprise experience
33 votes -
How do you manage separate development environments on your computer?
Hello Tildes! There's an open-source app I would like to work on and contribute code to, but it uses a toolchain that I'm not terribly familiar with (Deno), and I'm not a huge fan of letting tools...
Hello Tildes!
There's an open-source app I would like to work on and contribute code to, but it uses a toolchain that I'm not terribly familiar with (Deno), and I'm not a huge fan of letting tools like this have full access to my system and files.
Do any of you use a system to containerize different development environments for software development? I could definitely use a standard Docker/Podman container to run the app, but I'm not aware of a good system where you can edit a program's source in an IDE, make changes, build the app, open a local port, and save your new code, all within a sandboxed environment.
If anyone uses a system like this or something related, I would love to hear about it and share ideas.
14 votes -
If you're a programmer, are you ever going to believe an AGI is actually 'I'?
First, I am emphatically not talking about LLMs. Just a shower thought kinda question. For most people, the primary issue is anthropomorphizing too much. But I think programmers see it...
First, I am emphatically not talking about LLMs.
Just a shower thought kinda question. For most people, the primary issue is anthropomorphizing too much. But I think programmers see it differently.
Let's say someone comes up with something that seems to walk and talk like a self-aware, sentient, AGI duck. It has a "memories" db, it learns and adapts, it seems to understand cause and effect, actions and consequences, truth v falsehood, it passes Turing tests like they're tic-tac-toe, it recognizes itself in the mirror, yada.
But as a developer, you can "look behind the curtain" and see exactly how it works. (For argument's sake, let's say it's a FOSS duck, so you can actually look at the source code.)
Does it ever "feel" like a real, sentient being? Does it ever pass your litmus test?
For me, I think the answer is, "yes, eventually" ... but only looong after other people are having relationships with them, getting married, voting for them, etc.
31 votes -
"Enterprise Network Security With C and XML in 30 Seconds for the Brain Dead" (c. 1997-2013)
Who is this book for? For almost anyone who is afraid of viruses, trojans, greeks, or lefthanded satanistic poodle pruners who want your data. For those cipherpunks who know that The Man is out to...
Who is this book for?
For almost anyone who is afraid of viruses, trojans, greeks, or lefthanded satanistic poodle pruners who want your data. For those cipherpunks who know that The Man is out to get 'em. For those who realize that masking their identity when they buy dog food online is imperative to democracy and freedom as we know it.
Now, the author recognizes that people vary in skills. Consequently, the steps increase in skill level as they progress. The skill level is neatly placed in the margin next to each step.
[BEGINNER] Step 1. Turn off your computer
If you don't know how to do this, you can yank out the power plug from the wall. If you don't know how to do this, just stop paying your electric bills. NOTE: If you take this latter approach, this will take longer than 30 seconds.
Once the computer is off, you're 80% of the way there. The computer is secure from all but the most insidious of blackbag attacks. Anything beyond this step requires an advanced knowledge of computers. (And some biceps. Eat your wheaties!)
[ADVANCED] Step 2. Smash monitor, case, hard drive, ethernet cable and (why not?) mouse with C and XML 1000-page doorstops, er, textbooks.
Now the computer is completely secure from all attacks.
[GURU] Step 3. Go outside, away from computers. Become a lumberjack or something.
Why are you still reading this? You're supposed to be outside. Some guru you are. Can't even read.
Found this while browsing through the first ever wiki hosting the "WikiWikiWeb" over at C2. As the site and content changes, I am submitting this as a text post. Community is still around, and it has an excellent layout and its just full of very funny and old school (and informative!) things. The site comes to mind on occasion and I just get lost browsing and seeing the amount of information hidden within those pages. I might finally get around to working on a spiritual project.
9 votes -
Life before demos (or, Hobbyist Programming in the 1980s)
10 votes -
Unveiling the endBOX
13 votes -
Using Rust backend to serve an SPA
6 votes -
What was your first programming language, what languages do you know now, and what tips do you have for those trying to learn any of those?
What was your first programming language, what other languages (if any) do you know now, and what tips do you have for those trying to learn any of those? Whether those tips are for beginners or...
What was your first programming language, what other languages (if any) do you know now, and what tips do you have for those trying to learn any of those? Whether those tips are for beginners or even advanced, to do with APIs, or if you've got a good library to share.
53 votes -
A programming language made for me
23 votes -
How Super Mario Bros. 2 builds levels
13 votes -
Level-5 CEO says games are now being made 80-90% by AI, making “aesthetic sense” a must for developers
24 votes -
How does one get started programming an Android app?
It's been a long time since I've done any "serious" programming, but I have long held a desire to recreate an app that's been out of development for a decade, and I reckon I'd do fine if given the...
It's been a long time since I've done any "serious" programming, but I have long held a desire to recreate an app that's been out of development for a decade, and I reckon I'd do fine if given the right direction.
My "qualifications".
I've done "school project" level stuff in *many* different languages (VB6, Python, Java, C++, C#, PHP, Lisp, Prolog, R, to name a few) so I know my language-agnostic basics, and I've made a career out of quickly learning new tools and platforms and maintaining other people's work. The problem is all that experience is either "give a plain text file the right file extension" or building the project via a proprietary IDE, so getting started from scratch I'm totally lost. What IDE? What language? How does the .apk happen?Googling for this gives me either "no code" platforms, which is zero of the fun and basically what I do at work, or documentation that has skipped the first ten steps because it assumes you know the prerequisites already. Help?
20 votes -
Experimental two-axis one-wheel robot
13 votes -
NaN boxing or how to make the world dynamic (2020)
14 votes -
Breaking out of VRChat using a Unity bug (2024)
10 votes -
Wizards and runes
9 votes -
Amorphous Computing HomePage (2006)
5 votes -
On its 50th anniversary, Bill Gates has published the original source code of Altair Basic - the first commercial software released by 'Micro-Soft'
18 votes -
Paged out! issue 6
18 votes -
Life altering PostgreSQL patterns
35 votes -
Writing a Bash builtin in C to parse INI configs
8 votes -
Next.js and the corrupt middleware: the authorizing artifact
20 votes -
Reinventing notebooks as reusable Python programs
16 votes -
x86 assembler in Bash
15 votes -
How hard would it be to learn to code a Discord bot?
I've got a notion to put some of my extra energy into learning to code. I'm familiar with EXTREME basics - I did some coding in BASIC and Python when I was younger ("Hello world" type stuff, and...
I've got a notion to put some of my extra energy into learning to code. I'm familiar with EXTREME basics - I did some coding in BASIC and Python when I was younger ("Hello world" type stuff, and some futzing around with my Ti calculators programming capabilities) and while I had a pretty good knack for it I never developed it further.
I'd like to use this as a chance to create something useful for me - a discord bot for my server. We have a handful of bots doing a few odds and ends, and I'd like to try and work something out to consolidate things. That's getting a bit ahead of myself though - initial scope would be simple: have the bot do a simple task like counting +rep points, or something silly like telling a joke.
I don't really have any idea of where to start - what resources I need, what language to use, or really anything about how this all works. Any assistance at all would be welcome!
To be clear - I want to learn to code, and specifically I want to learn in a way where it is immediately applicable and useful in a context I care about.
20 votes -
Optimizing Brainfuck interpreter in the C preprocessor
4 votes -
Amber: a high-level programming language that compiles to Bash
11 votes -
Have you made a video game? Can I play it?
I've had some ideas for a game simmering for a while now and I've finally committed to learning Godot to see what I can put together. I'm still in need of some inspiration, though, and I know...
I've had some ideas for a game simmering for a while now and I've finally committed to learning Godot to see what I can put together. I'm still in need of some inspiration, though, and I know there's a few folks around here who have made games. Complete, polished, sketchy, half-baked - doesn't matter! - I'd love to see what people here have come up with!
49 votes -
Thoughts on naming things
12 votes -
Internationalization Puzzles
15 votes -
Bartosz Milewski - Understanding Attention in LLMs
6 votes -
Ba-Bash-ka: a native Clojure interpreter for scripting, designed to leverage Clojure in place of Bash
10 votes -
How core Git developers configure Git
21 votes -
TypeScript types can run DOOM
13 votes -
People named "Null" are being punished by computers in the weirdest ways
53 votes -
My LLM codegen workflow
9 votes -
How I analyzed 1,378 restaurants using Places API to find hotspots in my city
14 votes -
Funny output from Claude.ai: a codeblock in a question about an early rennaissance theological work
I asked Claude for references to some ideas the ai had output earlier about a 16th century cardinal (Sadoleto). It's response was, Let me analyze the letter, and then this: async function...
I asked Claude for references to some ideas the ai had output earlier about a 16th century cardinal (Sadoleto). It's response was, Let me analyze the letter, and then this:
async function searchForSadoletoLetter() { try { const files = ['sadoleto_letter.txt', 'sadoleto.txt', 'sadoleto_to_geneva.txt', 'letter_to_geneva.txt']; for (const filename of files) { try { const content = await window.fs.readFile(filename, { encoding: 'utf8' }); console.log(`Found file: ${filename}`); console.log("First 500 characters:"); console.log(content.substring(0, 500)); return content; } catch (err) { // File not found, try the next one } } console.log("Could not find any files containing Sadoleto's letter"); return null; } catch (err) { console.error("Error searching for files:", err); return null; } } const content = await searchForSadoletoLetter(); // Since we don't have the letter available as a file, let's search for published versions online console.log("The letter isn't available as a file. We would need to rely on scholarly knowledge about Sadoleto's letter to Geneva (1539)."); console.log("Sadoleto's letter was published in 'A Reformation Debate: Sadoleto's Letter to the Genevans and Calvin's Reply' (ed. John C. Olin).");This strikes me as odd? Did Claude write a script to generate its own response? Have coders put something like this in as a gaurdrail?
edit: details about earlier convo
15 votes -
"A calculator app? Anyone could make that."
54 votes -
AI is creating a generation of illiterate programmers
52 votes -
The invalid 68030 instruction that accidentally allowed the Mac Classic II to successfully boot up
17 votes -
Apple is killing Swift
41 votes -
NREVERSAL of Fortune -- The Thermodynamics of Garbage Collection
2 votes -
HTML is the most significant computing language ever developed. Underestimate it at your peril.
23 votes -
Writing toy code with ChatGPT is a blast
14 votes -
Game Programming Patterns - State
11 votes -
Introducing Clay - High performance UI layout in C
12 votes -
So you want to write Java in Neovim
4 votes -
Stuff I learnt in 2024
12 votes