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15 votes
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German payment service provider Wirecard says that 1.9 billion euros it had booked in its accounts likely never existed
8 votes -
Germany open-sources their COVID-19 contact-tracing app
11 votes -
How Germany saved its workforce from unemployment while spending less per person than the US
12 votes -
If Trump kicks out Twitter, there's always Germany
7 votes -
Early warnings: How American journalists reported the rise of Hitler
5 votes -
Munich is shifting back from Microsoft to open source
14 votes -
More than forty diagnosed with COVID-19 after Frankfurt church service
8 votes -
Merkel and Macron make a stunning coronavirus proposal on EU pandemic fund
10 votes -
The Hongerwinter: How famine under the Nazis revealed the cause of celiac disease
6 votes -
World War Two animated: Western Front 1940
10 votes -
Apple Store's temperature checks may violate EU privacy rules, says German data protection office
5 votes -
Malta's ambassador to Finland resigned on Sunday after he came under fire for comparing German Chancellor Angela Merkel to Adolf Hitler
8 votes -
The hunt for the German battleship Tirpitz, '42-44
4 votes -
Confronting the colonial legacies of museum collections
8 votes -
The mysterious erdstall
7 votes -
Kraftwerk’s Florian Schneider dead at 73
9 votes -
Germany flips to Apple-Google approach on smartphone contact tracing
7 votes -
Construction of the world's longest immersed tunnel connecting Denmark and Germany will begin in January next year
6 votes -
Venezuelan patrol ship sunk itself after ramming a cruise liner with a reinforced hull
9 votes -
Calls grow for Germany-wide use of face masks
8 votes -
Minos - Down The Drain (ft. Messiah) (2020)
3 votes -
Love in coronavirus times – couple meets for dates on closed Danish-German border
5 votes -
Why Hitler lost the war: German strategic mistakes in WWII
7 votes -
With a drop in passengers, American Airlines starts cargo-only flights for first time since 1984
4 votes -
United We Stream: Livestreams from Berlin clubs this week
4 votes -
EU state aid regulators clear Danish financial support for a rail-road link between Denmark and Germany
4 votes -
Trump 'offers large sums' for exclusive access to coronavirus vaccine
36 votes -
A short history of banned games in Germany
6 votes -
Germany to send face masks to Italy to help deal with coronavirus
9 votes -
Alligatoah - Willst Du [Mit Mir Drogen Nehmen?] (Wanna [Do Drugs With Me?]) (2013)
6 votes -
How Sweden and Germany plan to curb the threat of nuclear warfare
6 votes -
Struggling to keep up, Finland exports plastic waste – a quarter of all plastic waste will be sent to facilities in Sweden or Germany for sorting and repurposing
4 votes -
Erling Haaland brings freshness to a game in thrall to pixels and profit – teenager's goal against PSG was a perfect reminder that football is meant to be enjoyable
5 votes -
One woman and thousands of Lego bricks are building much-needed wheelchair ramps for her town
12 votes -
Two German tourists killed in Arctic avalanche – part of a guided snowmobile tour of the island of Spitsbergen in Norway's Svalbard archipelago
6 votes -
Germany: court rules sanctions on unemployment benefits unconstitutional
10 votes -
Erling Haaland has won the Bundesliga player of the month award for January – despite playing less than an hour of football in the month
6 votes -
The CIA secretly bought a company that sold encryption devices across the world. Then its spies sat back and listened
20 votes -
Denmark marks Schleswig reunification – 100 years since the people in the region of Schleswig voted either to remain with Germany or to join Denmark
6 votes -
Germany eyes new offshore wind farms dedicated to green hydrogen production
7 votes -
Teenage sensation Erling Haaland continued his incredible record for new club Borussia Dortmund after he netted a brace in the team's 5-0 thrashing of Union Berlin
6 votes -
Why Gazprom, a Russian oil company sponsors soccer teams
6 votes -
Germany identifies first case of coronavirus
14 votes -
How would you kill Hitler?
The mission You have been tasked with the mission to kill Hitler. The mission is mandatory and you cannot decline it. You have access to a state of the art time machine: a simple Casio wristwatch...
The mission
You have been tasked with the mission to kill Hitler. The mission is mandatory and you cannot decline it. You have access to a state of the art time machine: a simple Casio wristwatch in which you enter the time, date and location where you wanna travel to. It can travel to any point in past Earth's history, and it is programmed to automatically and safely return you to the present time as soon as the mission is completed.
You have access to all weapons available to humankind in the present day, but you can only take what you can carry.
You also have access to technology that will make you look ethnically German complete with Nazi uniforms, and a perfectly functioning universal translator.
How this thread will work
I will try to come up with a negative outcome for every answer in jackass genie style. Others are welcome to do the same!
22 votes -
Erling Haaland became the Bundesliga's second-youngest hat-trick scorer, and the first substitute to score three times
4 votes -
Southern Schleswig – Far-right Danish politician calls for return of German region
5 votes -
Brazilian culture secretary fired after echoing words of Nazi minister of propaganda Joseph Göebbels
7 votes -
Sweden could revive its night trains to Europe, agency finds – Malmö to Cologne is proposed as the first route for sleeper trains
7 votes -
How Berlin's Mietskaserne tenements became coveted urban housing
7 votes