Please convince me to like Fallout 76, I beg you
I picked this thing up in a Steam sale at 75% off after having avoided it like contagious illness since launch, reasoning to myself that for a cost of about £7.99 it'd still pay for itself through...
I picked this thing up in a Steam sale at 75% off after having avoided it like contagious illness since launch, reasoning to myself that for a cost of about £7.99 it'd still pay for itself through sheer amount of content.
And content is what I got, all right. Nebulous, homogenous, thoroughly unexceptional content. My experience has been, more or less:
- Find the three unmarked items in this room and craft them into a parcel, then deliver that to another settlement.
- Pick up and listen to countless audio tapes made by people long-dead and never particularly captivating when they were still alive.
- Boil some water.
- Read through reams of discarded notes about the daily minutiae of life in Shitsville.
- Grill some steak to go with that water.
- Slowly feel your initial interest fade as it dawns on you that this isn't a story, this is what somebody thought constituted lore.
- Realise that some people paid up to £59.99 to do this on launch day, while the fanfiction on AO3 is free.
- Struggle to see the landscape, and enemies, through the film of clown vomit that is the Gamebryo engine's gasping attempts to render lighting effects and shadows that aren't pixellated.
- Shoot at enemies who move in fits and starts, or not at all, in response to your presence.
- Shoot at them again because the lag means you can't be sure if the first shot connected.
- Question what you're doing with your life.
- Christ, shoot him again, he's still dancing. - Re-level your wobbly desk leg.
- Stare in wonderment at a game which is somehow uglier, and runs worse, than Fallout 4.
- Appreciate a passing three-headed opossum.
- Check out the pop-up for the overpriced store, which is the first thing you see every time you log in.
I thought I'd at least enjoy exploring the wilderness of a new location full of fresh landmarks, enemies and particularly cryptids (none of them yet), but I think I might've already checked out in a matter of days. I just...don't care. This is the least compelling Fallout game I think I've ever played. I can't imagine how bad this must have been on launch.
And the Camp UI is an absolutely headache-inducing abomination.
Anyway, do you think I can still get my money's worth? Can this be saved?
Are there...mods???