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5 votes
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A short history of computers in the movies: Panel lights, spinning tapes, and lab coats
4 votes -
How to practice music (without your instrument)
7 votes -
The cult of Old Bay: 8.3 million blue-and-yellow cans and growing
4 votes -
2019 Independent Games Festival reveals this year's finalists
4 votes -
Elizabeth Wurtzel on discovering the truth about her parents
4 votes -
USB-IF Launches USB Type-C™ Authentication Program
8 votes -
The science stories likely to make headlines in 2019
11 votes -
New years resolutions?
I know this is a relatively stereotypical new years post, but I'm interested in seeing what everyone here on Tildes wants to do to improve themselves for this coming year. Personally, I want to...
I know this is a relatively stereotypical new years post, but I'm interested in seeing what everyone here on Tildes wants to do to improve themselves for this coming year. Personally, I want to devote more time into language learning, which would include spending more time watching foreign TV, studying vocab, etc.
21 votes -
Children of Ted - Two decades after his last deadly act of ecoterrorism, the Unabomber has become an unlikely prophet to a new generation of acolytes
9 votes -
China Moon mission lands Chang'e-4 spacecraft on far side
18 votes -
Mozilla: Ad on Firefox’s new tab page was just another experiment
24 votes -
China's Xi seeks talks to unify Taiwan with mainland
From Bloomberg: "China's Xi Seeks Talks to Unify Taiwan With Mainland" From South China Morning Post: "Chinese President Xi Jinping urges Taiwan to follow Hong Kong model for unification"
8 votes -
hello
hi i'm bishop and i'm the guy you probly see inside your dreams who shows up for half a second then i morph into a sheep no wait im bishop im the guy who's in the back of that one photo that you...
hi i'm bishop
and i'm the guy you probly see
inside your dreams
who shows up for half a second
then i morph into a sheepno wait im bishop
im the guy who's in the back
of that one photo that you
took out by the beach in
2018 out in cabohold on, no, it's bishop
it's the person that you messaged
when you posted up on tumblr
needing help with your depressioni mean
no
wait
i'm bishop!
i mean
i'm 1930s jazz superstar Cab Calloway.
i don't really play many instruments
but i can sing
i'm a throat playerhi my name is bishop
and i'm actor Matthew Lillard
hah like zoinks babe, i was shaggy
let me take you out to dinnerbut then she turned to me
all worriedly
i asked her "whats the problem b?"
she said "i'm not some pretty girl,
i'm bishop! i'm your coffee!"and i looked around like what the hell
and down onto my bed i fell
the pillow was my face
i was the bottles on the shelfhi there pal, my name is bishop!
wait i lied it's Captain Morgan!
don't you love the way i
can't walk straight in my own Jordans
(that were actually pretty expensive shoes, like who pays that much for shoes? i mean i get the aesthetic and all i have some jackets that were kinda expensive but like...dude.)
(cough)
hi my name is bishop
but i'm really Roddy Piper
and i'm feelin hella Rowdy cus my
ex she made my life hurti mean wait
noi'm Bert Kreischer!
i'm im a machine!
and i'm a funny guy!
i'm hella rich, i'll slide some money by
if you can sing me beddie-byeno fuck
i'm Tyler Perry
i make really funny movies
and i think you'd probly like me
if you ever really knew mei mean
im bishop
and i eat a lot of fruit
but i still cant seem to get rid
of my stomach
i've considered "fasting" before and i used to but i like to cook too much so i end up like not eating for a day and then cooking a lot (like a lot) and really enjoying that meal and the whole process but it kinda nullifies the whole thing.i'm gordon ramsay.
i'm
im chef Joel Robuchon and i have hella Michelin Stars
and my heart burns
i mean fuck i ate too much i'm
im'm larry the cable guy, do you have heartburn? i could
*sigh* sell you
Prilosec
i'm bishop
i'm
....
anyone but me.
cheers
10 votes -
goth sex and human sacrifice. [nsfw]
y'already know who it is bishop - little punk bitch. 's go. no need to comment or whatever. just yelling at the internet today. Xes On My Eyes For Life. tw: self-harm/suicide/alcohol/drugs startin...
y'already know who it is
bishop - little punk bitch.'s go. no need to comment or whatever. just yelling at the internet today.
Xes On My Eyes For Life.
tw: self-harm/suicide/alcohol/drugs
startin off the year all
alone inside my bedroom
lookin back in the past
what i been through
how you'd pet my hair,
cuddle close in my bedroom
now ain't nothin but depressive
air in the bedroom
look what i get up to
xans and the mushrooms
body don't have much room
left for me to love you
it pushes all the air out
in case you maybe come thru
you took all of my breath out
and i can't even speak youname into the air
with no fingers in my hair
sippin whiskey in my chair
i can see your shadows here
you told me "lay it bare, give
your heart and boy i swear"
from now until the day you die
i promise i'll be there."now i'm broken down
and wearing out
your voice in my head
get it out
i'm gettin up and pullin down
the liquor off the shelfmy empty bed is
screaming out
i'm praying that you'll
hear me while
i'm masturbating moaning out
"I'm gonna kill myself."Прости меня,
Пожалуйста
now is my time
убей меня
princess - зайчик
i can't take it
baphometic
angel - wrists slitcus i'm broken down
and wearing out
i know the truth you
hate me now
i'm gettin up and pullin down
the liquor off the shelfmy empty bed is
screaming out
i'm praying that you'll
hear me while
i'm masturbating moaning out
"I'm gonna kill myself."7 votes -
Letter from Tim Cook to Apple investors
8 votes -
How do you make a sex scene sexy? (And keep the actors safe?) Five intimacy coordinators explain their craft
8 votes -
What Happened to 90s Environmentalism?
9 votes -
OK Go - This Too Shall Pass - Rube Goldberg Machine - Official Video
6 votes -
Meditations - a collection of 350+ tiny, experimental games by different developers that will only be available for a day each (Windows+OSX)
15 votes -
I was a cable guy. I saw the worst of America
42 votes -
Leo Tolstoy on finding meaning in a meaningless world
9 votes -
Star Control: Origins has been removed from sale on Steam and GOG following DMCA takedown filing by original Star Control creators
8 votes -
What games do you have on your Steam wishlist that haven't come out yet?
What upcoming game are you looking forward to so much that they're already on your Steam wishlist? Mine are: Ancestors: The Humankind Odyssey Away: The Survival Series Children of Morta Morning...
What upcoming game are you looking forward to so much that they're already on your Steam wishlist?
Mine are:
Ancestors: The Humankind Odyssey
Away: The Survival Series
Children of Morta
Morning Star
Noita
Space Haven
What The Golf?13 votes -
Cafe opens in Tokyo staffed by robots controlled by paralyzed people
10 votes -
Valeri Zolotukhin - Schastje, Vdrug, … (Happiness, Suddenly, …)
4 votes -
Yes, I get lonely, but it's better than the alternative
7 votes -
Is "identity politics" standing in the way of a concerted attack on capitalism?
19 votes -
Staticcheck 2019.1 released: a static analysis tool for Go programs
4 votes -
Two Indian women enter temple after centuries-long ban on women
7 votes -
Mary Poppins, Eliza Doolittle, and Julie Andrews' Oscar
3 votes -
What are some other sites/projects that have the same ethos as Tildes?
Tildes' guiding principles are laid out in its announcement post: Non-profit, no investors No advertising, user-supported Open, honest, and open-source Minimal user-tracking, better privacy...
Tildes' guiding principles are laid out in its announcement post:
- Non-profit, no investors
- No advertising, user-supported
- Open, honest, and open-source
- Minimal user-tracking, better privacy
- High-quality content and discussions
- Limited tolerance, especially for assholes
I'm interested in other projects that line up with some or all of these principles. It doesn't have to be a site with the same function as Tildes, just the same feel. What else is out there that we should know about?
28 votes -
Yiddish Glory (with Sophie Milman) — Shpatsir in Vald (A Walk in the Forest)
4 votes -
Let's build a browser engine in Rust! Part 1 of 7
16 votes -
Transgender Pride march takes place in Pakistan
15 votes -
Driver ploughs through crowds on Tokyo's Takeshita street, injuring nine
4 votes -
The threat to Rojava
6 votes -
Rescuers search for survivors in deadly Indonesian landslide
4 votes -
New Horizons successfully explores Ultima Thule
6 votes -
Where should I move to?
I haven't posted at all on Tildes, but I've been here! I've seen how great of a community it is, even if it isn't that popular yet, so I wanted to ask you kind people for advice on where I should...
I haven't posted at all on Tildes, but I've been here! I've seen how great of a community it is, even if it isn't that popular yet, so I wanted to ask you kind people for advice on where I should move to. Please tell me if this is the wrong group.
I can't decide where to move. I really want to live in a giant city like NYC because I have a degree in CS and computers are popular in big cities, plus I just enjoy them, but (as I'm sure everyone knows) it's super expensive. I also really love rain and snow. If any of you could recommend a relatively inexpensive city that rains and snows a lot, I'd greatly appreciate it. It doesn't have to be in the U.S. Thank you all so much!
19 votes -
How Facebook tracks you on Android
18 votes -
Which NextCloud provider should I use?
I was going to try out NextCloud and wanted to know Tildes' opinion on which one. CloudFiles seemed pretty good. Are they legitimate? Is there anything I should know before I get into this?
12 votes -
Tech luminaries we lost in 2018
6 votes -
In screening for suicide risk, Facebook takes on tricky public health role
9 votes -
Eric Taxxon - Little Spoon (2018)
5 votes -
YouTube breeds sociopaths and monsters. Not through audience’s demands but how the platform itself is designed.
24 votes -
Hey Google! When did I ask you to access my Purchase details?
5 votes -
Chris Kogos - Native Patties (HOME cover)
5 votes -
Happy new year Tildes!
Since it's already the new year over here in Europe, and some us will probably be out of comission before long, I want to take the opportunity to wish all users a happy and healthy 2019. Here's to...
Since it's already the new year over here in Europe, and some us will probably be out of comission before long, I want to take the opportunity to wish all users a happy and healthy 2019. Here's to all of you, and to this wonderful website!
29 votes -
Two Timespan suggestions
I've been here all of 24 hours, so there may be good reasons for the current design decisions, but as a newbie, two things are making me a little crazy. Times in Days and Hours. When a post is new...
I've been here all of 24 hours, so there may be good reasons for the current design decisions, but as a newbie, two things are making me a little crazy.
- Times in Days and Hours. When a post is new and active, "4 hours" makes sense. but "187 days, 4 hours?" That just makes it harder (at least for me) to spot "fresh" posts. I suggest dropping the hours on anything older than 1 or 2 days.
- The dropdown "Activity from" goes from "3 days" to "all time". This seems extreme. Yes, I see (and tried) the custom, but its not intuitive, and its not fast, compared to selecting from a dropdown. I would like to see "week" and "month" as options below 3 days, because good conversations often evolve at a thoughtful pace, but I'm less interested in commenting on something 187 days old vs 1 week old.
This is a nice place, well-designed, and it's great to see troll-free convo's taking place! The lack of Karma hunters is also welcome! I hope it works out!
24 votes