52 votes

What vegetable are you?

48 comments

  1. [8]
    Protected
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    I'm a broccolo? I'm delicious!

    I'm a broccolo? I'm delicious!

    15 votes
    1. [6]
      DefinitelyNotAFae
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      I'm also a broccoli! This was fun

      I'm also a broccoli!

      This was fun

      10 votes
      1. [5]
        Foreigner
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        Another broccoli here! I have to say I did not expect where this was going!

        Another broccoli here! I have to say I did not expect where this was going!

        7 votes
        1. [4]
          Englerdy
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          Strong Broccoli representation by the looks of it. 😂

          Strong Broccoli representation by the looks of it. 😂

          6 votes
          1. [3]
            first-must-burn
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            One more Broccoli checking in. I feel a little too seen by the assessment of me.

            One more Broccoli checking in. I feel a little too seen by the assessment of me.

            4 votes
            1. [2]
              zod000
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              I am also a broccoli and I am totally fine with that. I'm nutritious and delicious!

              I am also a broccoli and I am totally fine with that. I'm nutritious and delicious!

              2 votes
              1. Interesting
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                And we're wonderful roasted or sauteed!

                And we're wonderful roasted or sauteed!

                2 votes
    2. lackofaname
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      Another broccoli, checking in!

      Another broccoli, checking in!

      1 vote
  2. [3]
    0d_billie
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    This was a fun little diversion out of my workday. Apparently I'm a potato? I'm not convinced, but my girlfriend's result (carrot) was surprisingly accurate!

    This was a fun little diversion out of my workday. Apparently I'm a potato? I'm not convinced, but my girlfriend's result (carrot) was surprisingly accurate!

    8 votes
    1. [2]
      Vito
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      Mine (onion) and my husband's (broccoli) was too!

      Mine (onion) and my husband's (broccoli) was too!

      3 votes
      1. kaleidoscope
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        My favorite description so far is the onion's: "Faked it too hard and is facing the consequences of making it"

        My favorite description so far is the onion's: "Faked it too hard and is facing the consequences of making it"

        3 votes
  3. Nemoder
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    Aw nuts, I'm an onion. I'm allergic to those!

    Aw nuts, I'm an onion. I'm allergic to those!

    7 votes
  4. EsteeBestee
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    Carrot! I don't think I'm as non-committal as it says carrots are, but this is a fucking hilarious quiz. That made my day, thanks for linking! Edit: I took it a second time, picking the other...

    Carrot! I don't think I'm as non-committal as it says carrots are, but this is a fucking hilarious quiz. That made my day, thanks for linking!

    Edit: I took it a second time, picking the other answer on questions where I was 50/50 before, and I got Leek, which almost perfectly describes me down to being very good at driving lol (I do race cars, ha).

    7 votes
  5. [4]
    X08
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    Nobody's a Garlic!? Where's my Garlic crew at!? https://sophie006liu.github.io/vegetal/smaller_images/id_cards/Garlic.png

    Nobody's a Garlic!? Where's my Garlic crew at!?
    https://sophie006liu.github.io/vegetal/smaller_images/id_cards/Garlic.png

    6 votes
    1. remy
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      Garlic crew checking in.

      Garlic crew checking in.

      3 votes
    2. BuckWylde
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      Also garlic. I'm upset about it because it says I chew with my mouth open which is so far from the truth.

      Also garlic. I'm upset about it because it says I chew with my mouth open which is so far from the truth.

      2 votes
    3. Jasontherand
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      Also a garlic here, wife is a carrot

      Also a garlic here, wife is a carrot

      1 vote
  6. [2]
    MechanicalMagpie
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    this is cute! i got Leek

    this is cute! i got Leek

    6 votes
    1. Aran
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      Also leek here!

      Also leek here!

      1 vote
  7. georgeboff
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    My coworkers and I took it - myself and one other were broccoli and the other got carrot (and felt seen by the description) Updating, my supervisor got leek and my partner got jalapeño

    My coworkers and I took it - myself and one other were broccoli and the other got carrot (and felt seen by the description)

    Updating, my supervisor got leek and my partner got jalapeño

    5 votes
  8. [3]
    jredd23
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    Carrot, is that good or bad?

    Carrot, is that good or bad?

    3 votes
    1. [2]
      Requirement
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      I, too, am carrot. I presume it's like top 5 at least.

      I, too, am carrot. I presume it's like top 5 at least.

      5 votes
      1. Deely
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        Top 3 actually. And I don't even like carrots.

        Top 3 actually. And I don't even like carrots.

  9. [2]
    bsoholic
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    It say's I'm a Napa Cabbage.

    It say's I'm a Napa Cabbage.

    3 votes
    1. Noox
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      Same! V cute

      Same! V cute

      1 vote
  10. clem
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    Thanks for sharing this! I at first figured it was a discussion in which I would never actually choose what vegetable I am (definitely not my thing), so I'm glad it was this much more fun little...

    Thanks for sharing this! I at first figured it was a discussion in which I would never actually choose what vegetable I am (definitely not my thing), so I'm glad it was this much more fun little choose-your-own-adventure. I thought stuff like this was supposed to just harvest data from me or serve me as many ads as I can tolerate, so what a nice surprise. I'm supposedly a jalapeño: https://sophie006liu.github.io/vegetal/smaller_images/id_cards/Jalapeno.png. I can't say I identify with much of it, but that's okay!

    3 votes
  11. vord
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    Oooohhh, I'm the first Jalapeno! I feel special :)

    Oooohhh, I'm the first Jalapeno! I feel special :)

    3 votes
  12. [3]
    Markpelly
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    I'm a bok choy, apparently I'm good at singing haha

    I'm a bok choy, apparently I'm good at singing haha

    3 votes
    1. elight
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      Bok choy twin powers ACTIVATE!

      Bok choy twin powers ACTIVATE!

      1 vote
    2. oliak
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      Bok Choy as well, I don't sing. lol

      Bok Choy as well, I don't sing. lol

      1 vote
  13. [3]
    umlautsuser123
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    I'm pumpkin! I thought it was relatively accurate, surprisingly.

    I'm pumpkin! I thought it was relatively accurate, surprisingly.

    3 votes
    1. [2]
      slabs37
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      fellow pumpkin! hi!

      fellow pumpkin! hi!

      2 votes
      1. tyrny
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        We are the pumpkin patch! Also spooky accurate…

        We are the pumpkin patch! Also spooky accurate…

        3 votes
  14. [4]
    trim
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    Too many questions about cheese. Couldn't answer :(

    Too many questions about cheese. Couldn't answer :(

    2 votes
    1. [3]
      DefinitelyNotAFae
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      That sounds like lactose intolerance ಠ,_」ಠ

      That sounds like lactose intolerance ಠ⁠,⁠_⁠」⁠ಠ

      3 votes
      1. [2]
        first-must-burn
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        Off topic, but I have a cow in Stardew Valley named "Lack toes". I've never been prouder of a name, except for maybe the chickens named Samantha and Eloise (Sam'n'Ella)

        Off topic, but I have a cow in Stardew Valley named "Lack toes". I've never been prouder of a name, except for maybe the chickens named Samantha and Eloise (Sam'n'Ella)

        2 votes
        1. DefinitelyNotAFae
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          I know a zoo with two Galapagos tortoises named Sam and Ella and that has always made me happy.

          I know a zoo with two Galapagos tortoises named Sam and Ella and that has always made me happy.

          1 vote
  15. [3]
    kaleidoscope
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    I'm a green bean. This thing thinks I'm more fun than I actually am.

    I'm a green bean. This thing thinks I'm more fun than I actually am.

    2 votes
    1. [2]
      Soggy
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      Same, and I don't even like green beans!

      Same, and I don't even like green beans!

      1 vote
      1. carsonc
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        I think it conflates helpfulness with pragmatism, but yes, I do try to be helpful.

        I think it conflates helpfulness with pragmatism, but yes, I do try to be helpful.

        1 vote
  16. [4]
    em-dash
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    Green bean. I have never felt so insulted.

    Green bean.

    I have never felt so insulted.

    2 votes
    1. kaleidoscope
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      Hi there, fellow green bean! Incidentally, the em dash is my favorite punctuation.

      Hi there, fellow green bean! Incidentally, the em dash is my favorite punctuation.

      4 votes
  17. GravySleeve
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    I got potato...just as expected.

    I got potato...just as expected.

    2 votes
  18. Kerry56
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    Since I'm a MooMoo, I have to be a radish. Edit: Though going through the questions, it tells me I'm an onion. Nope. Radish through and through.

    Since I'm a MooMoo, I have to be a radish.
    Edit: Though going through the questions, it tells me I'm an onion. Nope. Radish through and through.

    1 vote